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grabec
 Post subject: According to someone on Rivals...
PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 10:52 am 
....bunkerites are 'back slapping fcukwits' with 'heads bigger than the angel of the north' and 'egos larger than Greenland'.

Now,
1. disregarding the initial offensiveness, this post shows a certain inventiveness of language, innit. Why does the writer not put her/his talents into the writing of verse instead of wasting them on Rivals?

2. What size, geographically, is YOUR ego. Mine, I'd say is.......what.....Easington??
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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: According to someone on Rivals...
PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 10:55 am 
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Who has written that little gem then Mrs G?

(Just to save me logging onto there :laugh: )

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Mr Irrelevant
 Post subject: Re: According to someone on Rivals...
PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 10:58 am 
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It's 'poolsloyal' he joined the Bunker a while back and was beaten down with a shitty stick when he started spouting his usual inane ramblings. Surely there's medication for his issues.

We're also accused of being an extension of the CFE !!! Hope the Cat enjoys that one rolfl
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grabec
 Post subject: Re: According to someone on Rivals...
PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 11:05 am 
MadJohn wrote:
The CFE! :laugh:

I think the last time I was in the Corner Flag was for some presentation to Jan Ove Pedersen!

Anyway, my ego. I'd say it's about the size of Woolley Edge services (now fully open).


I say, that's a bit worrying. You seem to have low self-esteem, Mr MJ
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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: According to someone on Rivals...
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Curiosity has got the better of me, I'm gonna have to log onto there just to see what testicles this fella is spouting and why banghead

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grabec
 Post subject: Re: According to someone on Rivals...
PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 11:12 am 
MadJohn wrote:
grabec wrote:
MadJohn wrote:
The CFE! :laugh:

I think the last time I was in the Corner Flag was for some presentation to Jan Ove Pedersen!

Anyway, my ego. I'd say it's about the size of Woolley Edge services (now fully open).


I say, that's a bit worrying. You seem to have low self-esteem, Mr MJ


It's worse than you think. I'm not sure if my ego extends as far as the southbound service area. sadx

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Mr Irrelevant
 Post subject: Re: According to someone on Rivals...
PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 11:16 am 
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My ego is hard boiled, I prefer it that way it stops people dipping their bread in the top.
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Mr Ripper
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I think mine is sunny side up :uhoh: :laugh:

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Frank_Reid
 Post subject: Re: According to someone on Rivals...
PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 11:33 am 
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as for mine .... well I ask you do tell me.....

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Montpoolier
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 12:01 pm 
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My ego doesn't live in this world so comparisons are only relative.
Prolly about the size of ADG's bait bag. Aye that'll do it.

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Spender
 Post subject: Re: According to someone on Rivals...
PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 12:34 pm 
I'm getting t-shirt made tomorrow in a sweat shop, with 'I'm a backslapping fcukwit' on it. :sweeeet: :sweeeet:

I don't get many accolades so when I do I have to grab 'em with both hands.

Tell him I moved to China because it was the only place I could fit my ego in.

And it's spilling over into Kurdistan, Mongolia, Russia and Turkmenistan. :grin: :grin: thrilled
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Salty
 Post subject: Re: According to someone on Rivals...
PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 2:44 pm 
My ego is the size of Newcastle and much like their football team and supporters....deluded
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poolpower
 Post subject: Re: According to someone on Rivals...
PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 2:59 pm 
whats an ego??
should i have one?
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grabec
 Post subject: Re: According to someone on Rivals...
PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 5:50 pm 
poolpower wrote:
whats an ego??
should i have one?


No, Mr Poolpower, just stay as sweet as you are :laugh:
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Matty_Robson's_Chin
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i moved from rivals, got a whole new name, many off you probably hated the ALTER(?)-EGO i was!

Who did i used to be on Rivals?
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TheGingerPoolie
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KingKev?
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Matty_Robson's_Chin
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no no!!!!


Worse!

I have been slated on here a few times!!!
I can only wish for an apology
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TheGingerPoolie
 Post subject: Re: According to someone on Rivals...
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DJ? rolfl

Headlander?
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Matty_Robson's_Chin
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Getting further away lad!
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Mr Irrelevant
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Lad suggests old. Old suggest either Heady or Watty.
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pools4life
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Matty_Robson's_Chin wrote:
Getting further away lad!


HUFCLAD????
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Fensy
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Matty_Robson's_Chin wrote:
no no!!!!


Worse!

I have been slated on here a few times!!!
I can only wish for an apology


Yloop sctatchinghead
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Matty_Robson's_Chin
 Post subject: Re: According to someone on Rivals...
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pools4life wrote:
Matty_Robson's_Chin wrote:
Getting further away lad!


HUFCLAD????


Aye........

When I were a lad......

violin
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Moriarty
 Post subject: Re: According to someone on Rivals...
PostPosted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 6:26 pm 
You still are son :razz:
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