..I was at the Lavender Lane eco organic allotments several weeks ago, dead heading my Triffids and trying to beat down with a spade the one part of Cornelius that refused to be buried (you are a grass Chip) ..... as I was leaving, I passed Dibble bizzarely romping naked in the pig pen with his little piglets marking them with a felt tip with words such as 'rasher' and 'chop', adding to this scene of rural bliss was Chip trying to persuade his prize collection of pigeons that a sat-nav was the way forward for them when suddenly I was covered in a brilliant blue light and felt myself hurtling skywards...
When I came round, I noticed it was 5 days later according to my watch and my boxer shrts were the wrong way round
...... the baco foil walls made me realise where I was when the chief alien gadgie appeared............. he told me I was being sent back and the message was 'peace, understanding, tolerance and forgiveness' ..... once I'd memorised it I was on my way back I was told and would be delivered to the place of my supreme leader on earth to give this message....
Anyway, it was blue lights time again as I hurtled earthwards and appeared right in front of my supreme leader on earth...our lass ...." Oh... so your back then
.... and your excuse is ?:evil: "
Well...peace, tolerance, understanding and forgiveness were in short supply, so I hid.................
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