Condoms
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Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same tag-line
Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better
Tesco Condoms - every little helps
Nike Condoms - Just do it
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk
KFC Condoms - Finger licking good
Minstrels Condoms -melt in your mouth, not in your hands
Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load
Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough
Coca Cola condoms - The real thing
Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going
Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop
Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper
Goodyear Condoms - for a longer ride go wide
FCUK condoms - no comment required
Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain
Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile
Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
Renault condoms - size really does matter!
Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin
Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in 30 minutes
Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim
Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world
AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service
Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of an animal
Polo condoms - the condom with the hole
and I'm sure you guys could add others
