The Poolie Bunker

I would to say a big thank you to Pooliekev for showing me around China.

It was great to see China from the inside out, especially Nanning where Kev has a very comfortable number. I would say that if anyone is looking for something different then give China a go - it's got great food, the women are brilliant, it's cheap and safe.

Cheers mate,

Up the Poolies!

Matt

You are very welcome, squire.

For the record, it was a good decision to stay up in Yang Shuo. When I got back here it was pissing down, 75F and there was no taxis for an hour. Today it's back to a balmy 86 and rising and good and sunny. Hope you don't get square arse on the bus and an almond eyed beauty takes the next seat.

Just interested like but why are the women briliant?

Well because they're very beautiful, shapely, friendly, and completely lacking in what has become known as 'attitude.'

so China is Chav free then

Yes. Completely.

Am i right in thinking they dont complain about sexism and see themselves as existing to serve men?

Sounds good if true

How much are flights to China?

if all women were like this the world would be a better place

Not quite, but sexism doesn't exist here as they have more to worry about. Everyones equal here anyway and so the notion simply doesn't exist. Their idea of equality doesn't include alcopops, Benson and Hedges and shagging everyone in sight is all.

Nice to hear Mr Saigon enjoyed his travels....certainly sounds an enviable trip.






(But next time, find a country where the men are brilliant, and let me know...... )

You may have a long wait

I rest my case.

Kev, all you have to do is grow up and then you wouldn't have to take any of these defensive measures to stop women finding out what you're really like
All sorts of fresh opportunities would be yours in your new role of joint responsibility-taker

Pooliekev,

am off to Beijing in a couple of weeks, hopefully to see that everything is in place for the olympics!! are you anywhere near Beijing?

Havent been to china for about 15 years, since i left hong kong where i was living, so will be interested to see china 2007.


ben

No mate. 2050KM centre to centre, but if you find yourself down in this neck of the woods, or can find an opportunity to get down this way, don't miss it. Internal flights are very cheap. I live in the spam belt of China, it's very nice around here and I'd be only too pleased to show you around.