I got to the turnstile on Saturday with the gate money ready in my hand when a very polite goliath asked me to show him the contents of my bag.
I obliged and in doing so dropped a 20 quid note without noticing. This was my last 20 quid after a heavy spending week in blighty. Without it I couldn't get in.
Because I was busy with the bag I didn't notice another steward, a woman, pick the note up and hand it to some dishonest TW@T in front of me who had no qualms claiming it was his.
When I'd finished with the bag it took me a few seconds to realise what had happened. As soon as I did I called out "has anyone just found a 20 pound note." The woman steward realised her mistake immediately and went tear arsing into the ground saying "don't you worry; leave it to me". Three or four minutes later she came back and handed me the offending note and I duly thanked her with a kiss on the cheek, which she willingly accepted adding "there wasn't a cat in hell's of me not getting it back".
Saturdays match ratings therefore:
Luton stewards: 10
Dishonest Poolie KOONT: -5000. May you end up where you belong and rot there forever
I only regret not witnessing the scene between her and the guy when she forced him to hand his ill-gotten gains back.
P.S. the only reason I'm stressing it was a WOMAN steward is I don't want people to go round thinking I kiss blokes
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that amounts to stealing from another Poolie.I hope he gets ripped off shortly.
