ElvisCsGlasses(TM) wrote:
That's nowt. I went to see Pools Under 16's in a pre-season friendly on the Faroe Islands. Our 2-man canoe SANK on Dogger Bank, the other bloke died but I swan 1700 miles only to get there late. Missed 3 of the Faroes goals in their 22-0 win and there were NO BURGERS LEFT.
Got filled in by a gang of King Penguins with Stanley Knives, and mauled by a Polar Bear after getting lost on the way home and ending up in Greenland.
Was STILL at work for 6 till two the next day.
You were lucky!!!! We 'ad ter travel ter Mars fer inter-planetary cup, we lost 116-nil, and we were in the open end where there were no oxygen so we all choked to death , and the the only food for sale were fried alien burgers which were right foul-tastin', then t'spaceship brokk down on t'way 'ome and we were forced to land in Antarctica, and we 'ad ter swim all the way' ome, THEN we got mugged by a school of tuna fish, and chased by Orcas and got ate by sharks again. And we were still up for five o'clock for a sixty hour shift at t'mill.