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Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 41325

... you're supposed to go if you have say a sprained wrist... as everyone seems to be shipped through to North Tees for minor injuries that were normally treated at the General...are they gonna re name it 'The University Hospital of spelks and bee stings'...?
Also, in future kids are gonna be born at North Tees, where will the birth be registered?..... will they then transfer the Registrars office to Stockton when the number of birth registrations drop? :roll:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:08 pm

how did you do it then?
I hope you filled in the accident report book!!!! :grin:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 41325

parmopooly wrote:

how did you do it then?
I hope you filled in the accident report book!!!! :grin:

I couldn't, it was my writing hand... :laugh:

grabec · **Posted:** Tue Jul 24, 2007 5:17 pm

Just put some ice on it. If you're quick you can re-use the cubes in your gin later

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Tue Jul 24, 2007 6:04 pm

i might wrong snowy but im sure the maternity unit or whatever its called at north tees is shut or shutting

Fensy · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:15 pm **Posts:** 6519

Nah Timmy, all consultant led pregnancies will be dealt with at North Tees, while there will still be a maternity section at our hospital it will be led by midwives for non complicated births

The wifes cousin had a baby the other week but then suffered complications and she started to haemorrage, she had to be knocked out and have an emergency section. If this happened when the main maternity section was through North Tees there is a good chance that both she and the baby would have died. They tried to say to her dad that if it was at North Tees they would have had her there in 7 minutes, yeah of course they could :roll:

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Tue Jul 24, 2007 8:20 pm

friggin heck :evil:

as long as they both ok bud :wink:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 41325

Fensy wrote:

Nah Timmy, all consultant led pregnancies will be dealt with at North Tees, while there will still be a maternity section at our hospital it will be led by midwives for non complicated births

The wifes cousin had a baby the other week but then suffered complications and she started to haemorrage, she had to be knocked out and have an emergency section. If this happened when the main maternity section was through North Tees there is a good chance that both she and the baby would have died. They tried to say to her dad that if it was at North Tees they would have had her there in 7 minutes, yeah of course they could :roll:

7minutes...? are they gonna have a f*****g jump jet with the engine running outside.... the shit these people feed us....I was going through to Stockton last night at 5.40 and as I came past Greatham and over Claxton bank, traffic was queued up for miles back from Newton Bewley and I ended up coming back into town, going down the Tees Road and going in through Portrack...7 minutes :roll:

Miss Tigga · **Posted:** Wed Jul 25, 2007 9:44 am

Snowy wrote:

Fensy wrote:

Nah Timmy, all consultant led pregnancies will be dealt with at North Tees, while there will still be a maternity section at our hospital it will be led by midwives for non complicated births

The wifes cousin had a baby the other week but then suffered complications and she started to haemorrage, she had to be knocked out and have an emergency section. If this happened when the main maternity section was through North Tees there is a good chance that both she and the baby would have died. They tried to say to her dad that if it was at North Tees they would have had her there in 7 minutes, yeah of course they could :roll:

7minutes...? are they gonna have a f*****g jump jet with the engine running outside.... the shiit these people feed us....I was going through to Stockton last night at 5.40 and as I came past Greatham and over Claxton bank, traffic was queued up for miles back from Newton Bewley and I ended up coming back into town, going down the Tees Road and going in through Portrack...7 minutes :roll:

I was there about then, but coming the opposite way. There was a multi vehicle car accident and they had closed the road. They eventually opened one lane, but it looked pretty bad.

John the Baptist · **Joined:** Tue Jun 26, 2007 12:04 am **Posts:** 634

I was there about then, but coming the opposite way. To be honest I was just glad it wasn't on my side of the road and had a smug grin as anybody going out of Hpool at that time must live through Borer or Darlow way.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:27 pm

John the Baptist wrote:

had a smug grin as anybody going out of Hpool at that time must live through Borer or Darlow way.

And they all 'work/do feck all' in the Civic Centre on at least £40,000 a year!!!! :evil:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 41325

MutleyRules wrote:

John the Baptist wrote:

had a smug grin as anybody going out of Hpool at that time must live through Borer or Darlow way.

And they all 'work/do feck all' in the Civic Centre on at least £40,000 a year!!!! :evil:

...funny that innit, the number of people like this, shouting the praises of the town... but they don't wanna live here :roll:

.... makes you wonder.

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