ADG wrote:
MadJohn wrote:
And yes I have been done there. 4 years ago. I was doing 34mph.
Ho ho, bad luck Dibble.
No consistancy with coppers, just like referees.
This one will really make your piss boil......
Five years ago, I moved back up here from Birmingham. When I landed, I had no job and was on the dole for about 8 weeks, whilst I seeked employment.
During this short period of layabout status, my car insurance lapsed and I did not have the money to renew it. My MOT lapsed and I did not have the money to fix the car up. The exhaust was blowing and about ready to fall off, couldn't afford a new one. The two front tyres were borderline illegal, if not actually illegal. Again, needed to get back to work before I could change those tyres. The car was still in tax though. Naturally, with no MOT, no insurance and 2 pretty much bald tyres, I stopped using the car.
Anyway, one day, after weeks of not using the car, I jumped in it one day because I was in a rush to get somewhere. Thought I'd risk it.......just this once. And it genuinely was just that once.
So I'm blarting down St Cuthberts Way in Newton Aycliffe, foot to the floor, all of a sudden I spot a copper on the horizon with a speed gun. Banged the brakes on, but of course I was still well over 30 when I got into his range. He gesticulated for me to pull in and I did so.
I was absolutely SHYTING myself because not only had I been caught speeding, but a speeding conviction usually involves a producer, and I had no valid documents to produce. I was looking at a driving ban, because 3 points speeding, 3 points no insurance, 3 points no MOT, 6 points two bald tyres = FOOKED.
The copper approaches the car, I'm sat there bricking it, thinking what am I going to do, I wind the window down and he says "Do you know this is a 30 mile an hour road and you were doing 39?" I said "sorry didn't realise I was going that fast"
He said "while I'm here I'm going to do a spot check", I thought "I'm fooking doomed"
He looks at the tax disc, that checks out because its still in tax. He asks me "is this your car", I say "yep".......waiting for him to ask to see documents........the question never comes! " Turn your wheels left, turn your wheels right".......I do so......."The tyres look very close" he says "change them tomorrow". I say "no problem".
He says "just rev your engine a bit" (he could hear the exhaust blowing). I do so.......BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAW! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW! "That needs fixing" he says "do it tomorrow"
I'm fooking caking it here, he says "I'm not going to take any action over the speeding, watch your speed and make sure you get those jobs done" I can't believe my luck and am just waiting for him to give me a producer which will basically blow me out of the water, he says "off you go then". And off I fook, shaking like a leaf.
NO insurance
NO MOT
39 mph in a 30
2 bald tyres
They could have thrown the book at me and they did nothing!
And ADG got done for 34 in a 30
My mate got done going through Aycliffe Village doing 38 just a few weeks later off the same coppers with the same speed gun
