The Poolie Bunker

Missing the first half hour of the game today because of the kick off being moved, and I wasn't paying Hull trains 60 bar to go earlier!! Let's hope we're not 3-0 down by the time I get there..many going?

Hope the traffic is not to bad what with the Rugby.

We're not going, I've been drafted in to play for our 3rd team who are struggling for numbers. I guarantee you'll have a better time watching us

I don't doubt it Shilts! Praying for a miracle today and a point come on pools

1-0 ffs

2 - 0 now!!

Magnus off so it will probably be 6 - 0 now

over to you Ronnie, what you got for us this week?

Slate the players, we need this we need that?

We need a manager to pick a team capable of challenging and not playing players who have continuously let you down with pathetic weak as piss attitude.

What did you expect Bates to contribute today against giant bastards? What did you hope Carroll would do? What was the idea of showing unswerving faith in Featherstone?

We can all see it Ronnie. Men against boys

It is as bad as it sounds.

Wouldn't bet against a thumping today...

How long will Ronnie last if results don't start to pick up? It sounds like we'll be lucky to keep this below 4 or 5

Carroll definitely coming off at half time. Booked and referee given him final warning. Lucky not to be sent off for second yellow l...

Looks like we hoping for two teams as bad as Tranmere n Cheltenham again.
This season will have to be the LUCKY escape.
At least York got beat.

Who actually cares. He was a 1 month stop gap and he's just as shit as rest of them.

For me, Moore can't be far off potentially sacked. He's signed near enough every player who plays now and yet we are still just as shit as before.

Teams full of piss poor, weak atnd talentless players. What happens when you pay absolute peanuts for everyone. Embarrassing

Shit
Yeovil 2 0 up

Sounds utter shite. I'm now dreading rest of the season.

1) You're wrong.

2) You're wrong.

3) You're right.

When you dice with relegation for seasons in a row eventually it will catch up with you. Ironic that we escaped last season but will go this season if this keeps up. I honestly can't see where the next point comes from, let alone three. You can't pick a fixture between now and Xmas where you think we could win that one. Only a matter of time before the few teams below catch us and probably overtake us.

Gutted.


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I totally agree with you Aberdeen, I looked at the fixtures up to christmas and thought....Shit, we need 10 points here at least can't see that.

It's your opinion but what have we heard/seen from Magnus? Dominant at Dagenham who are god awful and have a 5ft 7 striker so hardly gonna struggle is he. Against Barnet and Crawley he got tortured and looked clumsy. He was also never gonna stay longer than a month.

Are you telling me Ronnie is doing enough to justify his job? Or are you another living off the great escape memories without realising we did well but were helped by 2 horrendous teams

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1) Who actually cares. He was a 1 month stop gap and he's just as shit as rest of them.

2)For me, Moore can't be far off potentially sacked. He's signed near enough every player who plays now and yet we are still just as shit as before.

3)Teams full of piss poor, weak atnd talentless players. What happens when you pay absolute peanuts for everyone. Embarrassing[/quote]


1) You're wrong.

2) You're wrong.

3) You're right.[/quote]

It's your opinion but what have we heard/seen from Magnus? Dominant at Dagenham who are god awful and have a 5ft 7 striker so hardly gonna struggle is he. Against Barnet and Crawley he got tortured and looked clumsy. He was also never gonna stay longer than a month.

Are you telling me Ronnie is doing enough to justify his job? Or are you another living off the great escape memories without realising we did well but were helped by 2 horrendous teams[/quote]

He's far better than you make out to be fair, Scotty Harrison has needed someone like Magnus alongside him since the end of last season. Do people really think we could have got anyone better than him? There's obviously better out there, but not in our wage bracket and they're not coming to 'little old hartlepool', unless you want some more Boro loanees? Anyway, we'll see who we get to replace him and then you can compare.

As for 'King Ron', he won't be sacked because we don't have the money to pay him off, and who are we going to put in charge? Collins? Not for me ta.

He's not what you would class as good though. He's not in the same bracket as Baldwin/burgess/mirfin who we have had recently. Has Harrison really improved alongside him anyways?

I didn't say he would be sacked, I said surely it's not long till pressure it put on. You are right in that we only have Collins to look forward to if he went anyways

If for some strange reason you're like me and decided you wanted to see some highlights then I've done the work for you. If you have common sense I wouldn't bother, it doesn't look the best. On there website there gaffer says 2-0 flattered us which says it all really.

http://www.skysports.com/watch/video/sp ... hartlepool

That second goal was just pitiful to watch.

Both goals were shocking defensively. Carson seemed to keep us in it judging by those highlights. No idea how that's a penalty, Not that it mattered like. Wonder what Ronnie says. Chairmen gone quiet on Twitter also, bout time he spent some Fukn money, has a penny even been spent by these??

I've only 3 things to say after watching that clip....
1....small ground but looked chokka!!!!
2....it was dead sunny!!!!
3....No way a penalty....but like said above it made no difference!!!!
4....Bob texted me before or during or it might have been after and said if it wasnt for Carson it would have been 5 or 6!!!!
5....No money has been spent cos they have no money....'never mind a paddle, we haven't even got a canoe'!!!!
6....Some might say I'm being overly critical and its not as bad as I (me) make out....I say to them....wake up....watch that video clip....listen to the concerns our 'owners' have....hear Ronnie Moore having a go at players in the media and then playing them the week after!!!!
7....Who are our owners???? Name them....show me them....tell me what they've done in the interest of Hartlepool United Football Club since they took over!!!!
8....A bloke on Twitter twittering which thankfully has now ceased....I think!!!!
9....It's getting like England....I didn't even know they were playing....(well i didnt know it was an early kick off)!!!!
10....No characters in the team....no one stands out to me!!!! Hand on heart I can honestly say I wouldn't recognise any player from yesterdays starting 11 if they walked in here now....100% true!!!!
11....When Bob texted me yesterday at 2.10pm to say we were 1 down I texted him back and said 'fucking hell, we are really shit if we are losing before the game has even started!!!! He said something about a Rugby game and I realised that 2016 is a leap year in a fortnight and what with the clocks going back the other week 9 days ago I put 2 & 2 together and ended up having a long weekend in Greece for a fortnight!!!!
58....Getting back to my main point....no direction, no ambition, no clue, no voice, no passion, no fight, no nothing,
42....New Direction, New Kids On The Block, Dog Shit Sandwich plus 10cc (Shakin Stevens is in two minds....his Mam said hes not allowed out for swearing so he wont be headlining the gig....Trevor Macdunald managed to get hold of Shakin Stevens, real name Shaking Stephens, by text....when asked if he could come out to go Egging he replied 'no, that fat cow, me Mam, Mrs.Vanderblitthigh Stevens, you know Who i mean....deep voice and hairy thighs....away for months at a time at bingo but turns up at Christmas once a year....smells like a new belt but hates carpets....well shes grounded me!!!! She found and also, comma, caught me Dad, Acker Bilk Seargent Barry Cryer (you know me Dad....straight hair and curly teeth....keeps Otters....out at 4am every Tuesday delivering Limpets....died the other week....quiet bloke, calls a spade a spade, barred out of Fine Fare for callin a Spade a Spade, unassuming bloke, looks smaller in real life, the type who'd start a fire and tell no one) anyway me Mam caught him looking and fiddling with himself....porn....mucky books, cum comics, percy filth!!!! Took 20 minutes she said until it really sank in....20 minutes and then she realised what he was doing!!!! 20 bloody minutes she said and for at least 17 of those minutes she was tutting and going in a mood....she got cramp in her elbows due to the pressure of folding her arms and uncrossing them continuously intermittently!!!! She was that embarrassed and shocked one of her slippers fell off (since this story first aired roving investigative reporter Donald Macintyre....GRASS....found a slipper in Peru....nothing to do with the above but Donald Muckintyre wanted to say he found a slipper....a press release stated that he found a slipper and DNA evidence proved it was a slipper....the hunt continues for the other slipper)!!!! Anyway...'Shaky' i shouted 'you not doing this gig then'....'no' he whispered 'me Dad, him who looks like a startled owl blamed me....said he found the mucky mags under my bed and in my shed!!!! Me mam believed him even though i haven't even got a shed!!!! Shed....I'll give you Shed....and stop crying or I'll give you something to cry for she bellowed whilst giving me a chinese burn....I hate this house me....wish I was dead'!!!! The last words uttered by Shakin Colin Stevens shocked a nation and the world of popular music, pop music for want of a better word, has died a death!!!!Pop Music singer,vocalist and singer and drummer, vocalist,Brian Katchagoo, who had 37 top 40 number 1 singles in a career spanning decades in the late 70's couldn't be contacted but we think he'd be shocked. 'I'm shocked' he said. We never bothered contacting Phil Collins cos he's a tit. Drug fuelled late 60's racist revivalists Curiosity Killed the Cat stepped in at the last minute for the grounded Shakin Linda Stevens and the sell out crowd werent dissapointed!!!! When asked if they were dissapointed the sell out crowd said 'no'. Since this story was first aired Phil Collins still hasn't been contacted and Shakin Sharon Stevens is no longer grounded....his Dad died though....hit and run in a robbery gone wrong....the lead singer out of Bucks Fizz declined to comment. A statement was released by the lead singer of Bucks Fizz stating that he/she didnt want to comment. Phil Collins said he would comment but a statement from every person living stated he should shut the fuck up. Donald Muckintyre is still looking f o r the other slipper.

Fair comments Mutley.

I think we would all like an honest answer to question 7
but in all honesty we probably wont find out.
We are just customers to whoever they are!

Most of this squad was assembled before the takeover, therefore we will be operating on a similar budget to the last few seasons under IOR (peanuts). The new owners stated they don't have much money to put into the club and were hoping to grow the commercial side.

The squad is paper thin and we didn't replace Compton, Franks (shouldn't have been hard) and Tshibola. I'm suprised its taken Moore this long to realise midfield is the main issue- it offers no protetion for the defence and no support for the strikers. The fact the new owners cannot stump up the cash to get decent loans suggests another long season and praying that Newport and Daggers continue being shit.

Mr Mutley is wasted on here, to be sure.

Never trust anyone that gets a match report from Bob