Pet Hates PtVI

Spender · **Posted:** Sat Jun 09, 2007 2:59 am

People who scatter the word 'so' amongst their conversation like they do on the most unfunny comedy series ever, 'Friends.'

Like, 'You so do just know this.'

WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING, YOU FOOKIN MORON?? I CAN HEAR SHAKESPEARE SPINNING IN HIS BOX FROM HERE!!!!!!!!!!! rage

And while we're at it I'll treat meself to another.

Instead of saying 'I said'.......'I was like......' or in the parlance 'awalark' as in 'She said hello and awalark....hiya, where you bin....' Or even worse 'Shewalark hello and awalark 'hiyaaaaaaaaaaa.....'

Conjugate the verb 'to lark:'

Awalark
Youwalark
Hewalark
Shewalark
Itwalark
Wewalark
Thewalark

I first heard this on Jerry Springer, I'm not proud I was looking for Sky Sports News, and now you can't talk to anyone under 25 without needing a fookin' translator.

WHEN MY TERMINAL DISEASE IS DIAGNOSED I WILL USE THE TIME I HAVE LEFT TO ELIMINATE ANYONE WHO USES THE ABOVE TWO STYLES IN THE MOST PAINFUL FASHION POSSIBLE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. I KNOW WHO YOU ARE :evil:

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Sat Jun 09, 2007 9:47 am

Kev, what about people who use the word 'helllooooo' in mid sentence. Younger women seem to be saying it more and more these days. Again it seemed to originate from America but is gradually infecting us here.

An example:

"So theywerlark 'you look really brown' and awerlark 'hellloooo, I have been on holiday you know'

rage

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 41320

...and don't forget the classic ....Y'KNOW WORRA MEAN LIKE or the the ever popular LIKE at the end of every sentence. :roll:

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Sat Jun 09, 2007 1:25 pm

People raising the pitch of their voice as they get to the end of a sentence, making themselves sound like Aussies or like they're inflecting a question.

e.g "ADG eats too many pies" becomes "ADG eats too many PIE-ees"

grabec · **Posted:** Sat Jun 09, 2007 5:20 pm

You're just a load of grumpy old men :roll:

Spender · **Posted:** Sat Jun 09, 2007 5:34 pm

grabec wrote:

You're just a load of grumpy old men :roll:

'She warlark, you're just a load of grumpy old men......

Hellooooooo!!!!! You so do need to get with the times!! You know warra mean, like.....??'

Pass me the arsenic, darling..... :shock:

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Sat Jun 09, 2007 5:38 pm

Pooliekev wrote:

grabec wrote:

You're just a load of grumpy old men :roll:

'She warlark, you're just a load of grumpy old men......

Hellooooooo!!!!! You so do need to get with the times!! You know warra mean, like.....??'

Pass me the arsenic, darling..... :shock:

OMG, he has flipped, like! :laugh:

grabec · **Posted:** Sat Jun 09, 2007 5:42 pm

gravedisorder wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

grabec wrote:

You're just a load of grumpy old men :roll:

'She warlark, you're just a load of grumpy old men......

Hellooooooo!!!!! You so do need to get with the times!! You know warra mean, like.....??'

Pass me the arsenic, darling..... :shock:

OMG, he has flipped, like! :laugh:

Yes. But I noticed that first. I think I'll apply to be his agent and take him on a tour

Spender · **Posted:** Sat Jun 09, 2007 5:44 pm

gravedisorder wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

grabec wrote:

You're just a load of grumpy old men :roll:

'She warlark, you're just a load of grumpy old men......

Hellooooooo!!!!! You so do need to get with the times!! You know warra mean, like.....??'

Pass me the arsenic, darling..... :shock:

OMG, he has flipped, like! :laugh:

I SO haven't.

Fook, fook!!!! :evil:

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Sat Jun 09, 2007 5:48 pm

The worst thing about posts of this nature is that from now on you will notice such dilect. Whatever you do tonight, whether it be sat infront of the box or round town, you will notice suchlike, and it will make you think of this thread, like

Spender · **Posted:** Sat Jun 09, 2007 5:56 pm

gravedisorder wrote:

The worst thing about posts of this nature is that from now on you will notice such dilect. Whatever you do tonight, whether it be sat infront of the box or round town, you will notice suchlike, and it will make you think of this thread, like

All you can ask them to do is think about it a little bit???

grabec · **Posted:** Sat Jun 09, 2007 6:01 pm

Pooliekev wrote:

gravedisorder wrote:

The worst thing about posts of this nature is that from now on you will notice such dilect. Whatever you do tonight, whether it be sat infront of the box or round town, you will notice suchlike, and it will make you think of this thread, like

All you can ask them to do is think about it a little bit???

My my we are sensitive to-day aren't we? :laugh:

I thought you were the great democratiser? Champion of the workers and all that

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Sat Jun 09, 2007 6:04 pm

Pooliekev wrote:

gravedisorder wrote:

The worst thing about posts of this nature is that from now on you will notice such dilect. Whatever you do tonight, whether it be sat infront of the box or round town, you will notice suchlike, and it will make you think of this thread, like

All you can ask them to do is think about it a little bit???

Lol, I feel sorry for the barman who short-changes you tonight! :grin:

Spender · **Posted:** Sat Jun 09, 2007 6:08 pm

grabec wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

gravedisorder wrote:

The worst thing about posts of this nature is that from now on you will notice such dilect. Whatever you do tonight, whether it be sat infront of the box or round town, you will notice suchlike, and it will make you think of this thread, like

All you can ask them to do is think about it a little bit???

My my we are sensitive to-day aren't we? :laugh:

I thought you were the great democratiser? Champion of the workers and all that

Luckily for the workers, I understand maybe one word in ten that they say and their language is all about inflection so they can't put any of their own in!! :grin:

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Sat Jun 09, 2007 7:45 pm

people who cross the road 20-30 yards away from a fooking zebra crossing and still think its ok just to walk out onto the road banghead

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:15 pm

townendtimmy wrote:

people who cross the road 20-30 yards away from a fooking zebra crossing and still think its ok just to walk out onto the road banghead

People who press the button on a 'Pelican' crossing, then walk over before the lights change, and I arrive as the lights do change, but there is no f*cker crossing. You can usually see the b*stards walking away, one of these days I am going to mount the pavement and take one of them out.

rage

Not that this really bothers me, as I'm sure you can tell.

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:34 pm

BillinghamPoolie wrote:

townendtimmy wrote:

people who cross the road 20-30 yards away from a fooking zebra crossing and still think its ok just to walk out onto the road banghead

People who press the button on a 'Pelican' crossing, then walk over before the lights change, and I arrive as the lights do change, but there is no f*cker crossing. You can usually see the b*stards walking away, one of these days I am going to mount the pavement and take one of them out.

rage

Not that this really bothers me, as I'm sure you can tell.

class

no6bus · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:55 pm **Posts:** 5096

fooking tell me about it
i have to dodge the barstewards 9 hours a day

and that fooking york road outside rios the crossing that isnt a crossing stpid

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Sun Jun 10, 2007 7:23 am

BillinghamPoolie wrote:

People who press the button on a 'Pelican' crossing, then walk over before the lights change, and I arrive as the lights do change, but there is no f*cker crossing. You can usually see the b*stards walking away, one of these days I am going to mount the pavement and take one of them out.

The one near us often takes an eternity to change so by the time it does it's not unusual to have had the opportuity to cross.
So my annoyance is not the people who cross before the lights change; it's why don't the fookin' lights change as soon as you press the button?

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 41320

BillinghamPoolie wrote:

townendtimmy wrote:

people who cross the road 20-30 yards away from a fooking zebra crossing and still think its ok just to walk out onto the road banghead

People who press the button on a 'Pelican' crossing, then walk over before the lights change, and I arrive as the lights do change, but there is no f*cker crossing. You can usually see the b*stards walking away, one of these days I am going to mount the pavement and take one of them out.

rage

Not that this really bothers me, as I'm sure you can tell.

Visiting our lasses sisters family in Germany for the first time years ago I was stood at a 'pelican' type crossimg and saw everybody waiting to cross but nothing was coming ...so I walked....if looks could kill :evil:

they take their rules very seriously over there. :shock:

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Sun Jun 10, 2007 10:01 am

Snowy wrote:

BillinghamPoolie wrote:

townendtimmy wrote:

people who cross the road 20-30 yards away from a fooking zebra crossing and still think its ok just to walk out onto the road banghead

People who press the button on a 'Pelican' crossing, then walk over before the lights change, and I arrive as the lights do change, but there is no f*cker crossing. You can usually see the b*stards walking away, one of these days I am going to mount the pavement and take one of them out.

rage

Not that this really bothers me, as I'm sure you can tell.

Visiting our lasses sisters family in Germany for the first time years ago I was stood at a 'pelican' type crossimg and saw everybody waiting to cross but nothing was coming ...so I walked....if looks could kill :evil:

they take their rules very seriously over there. :shock:

The thing is, it is Germany where they have to be really careful when it comes to crossing a road as people are just looking for any excuse to run the buggers over!*

(*ps, this is a joke and I have nothing against Germans, apart from the fact they bombed our chippies of course)

Spender · **Posted:** Sun Jun 10, 2007 10:41 am

gravedisorder wrote:

[/size=9](*ps, this is a joke and I have nothing against Germans, apart from the fact they bombed our chippies of course)[/size]

And of course the Clarence Road Stand.......

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sun Jun 10, 2007 11:02 am

no6bus wrote:

and that fooking york road outside rios the crossing that isnt a crossingrage

I've often wondered what the purpose of that crossing actually is!?!? confised

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Sun Jun 10, 2007 11:08 am

MutleyRules wrote:

no6bus wrote:

and that fooking york road outside rios the crossing that isnt a crossingrage

I've often wondered what the purpose of that crossing actually is!?!? confised

It is an accident waiting to happen

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sun Jun 10, 2007 11:12 am

'You'll put someone's eye out with that'!!!! :evil:

Did anyone on here actually put someone's eye out or ever see someone have their eye put out???? confised

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