The Poolie Bunker

'Extreme' sports.

Skateboarding, roller-blading and BMX, OR, riding your bike in a daft way. All with your trousers hanging round your knees.

Grown men playing on their toys in the street.

FOOKING GROW UP!!!!!!!!

knobheads aged 42 who play with remote control cars that are petrol powered

.... the number of times I've driven up past the war memorial after tea and narrowly avoided some arrogant .skinny, baggy trousered twat on a skateboard shooting across the road, they've wrecked the new stonework on the memorial edges and virtually made the area a no go places for anyone else ...mind you, when the new 'bus station/ interchange is built, they'll all be hanging about down there, on the artists impression it looks perfect skateboard country and as the new place will be in the middle of nowhere there'll be nobody to run into

.... the number of times I've driven up past the war memorial after tea and narrowly avoided some arrogant .skinny, baggy trousered tw@t on a skateboard shooting across the road, they've wrecked the new stonework on the memorial edges and virtually made the area a no go places for anyone else ...mind you, when the new 'bus station/ interchange is built, they'll all be hanging about down there, on the artists impression it looks perfect skateboard country and as the new place will be in the middle of nowhere there'll be nobody to run into [/quote


maybe they'll get a tug on the back of no 6 bus, agree about the war memorial its a fecking disgrace. they should be pinned to the ground and let the war veterans bray them with there sticks

Oh I dunno, maybe if the money's right???

I know one lad who will reprimand anybody for swearing anywhere near the War Memorial, so you can imagine what he thinks about those plank-riding divvies.

nutters you's two

they couldnt afford me bastads


and the no6 doesnt go past the war memorial

well make it your bunker duty to make sure you go that way and clip a few of the lil f"£$ers

must admit i have "accidently " ran over a couple of skateboards but not the boarders
too much paperwork involved

those bluetooth headsets,or more precisely people who walk around talking to themselves on the bastid things,I'm sure they're talking to the speaking clock

I have actually got one of them but I only got it to use in the car in my defence your honour.......I had it three weeks and I thought it was faulty until I ralised you have to charge it like you do your phone........