MutleyRules wrote:
Me and Mr.Parmo are nearly sorted but we need 2 Kids Stubbs
I've rung every Stubbs family in the the phone book and I got you the following offers:
Mr and Mrs Stubbs of Reigate say you can have their Candice and Bobby, but Bobby's got bad feet and Candice is fourteen and hasn't spoken for two years.
Mr and Mrs Stubbs of Leicester say you can have their twins Ahmet and Mogul as they don't appear to be quite what Mr Stubbs, Derek, had in mind.
Mr and Mrs Stubbs of Earls Court say you can have their two Bruce and Sheila who just turned up on a visitors visa seven years ago and haven't stopped eating or gloating about the cricket ever since.
Mr and Mrs Stubbs of Mansfield say please come and get their two Wojczek and Maja who've invited all their relatives from Krakow over and are operating a rotating beds policy while they work 24 hours a day.
Mr Three Quid 74, whilever he's not called Stubbs has got more kids than Dr Barnado's and he's got a couple you can have no problem.
