Dear Mr Mutley

Moriarty · **Posted:** Tue Mar 27, 2007 4:26 pm

I desperately need some sound advise.

I took her who must be obeyed to the Hospital today where she had a wisdom tooth and another non wisdom tooth removed. She claims to be in great pain. She has me looking after her and giving me orders as to what to do. I told her that as its only her face that hurts and not her legs that she can do the hoovering and cooking this evening.

Should I leave home now or ride out the storm?

Yours, Frightened of Essex

Hawklord · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:27 pm **Posts:** 3118

I reckon that your long awaited 'transfer' to Darlo may be that much nearer.

Moriarty · **Posted:** Tue Mar 27, 2007 8:15 pm

poolpower · **Posted:** Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:36 pm

first time i have heard of a woman with wisdom teeth
it just dose'nt ring true somehow

Cowboy · **Posted:** Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:46 pm

sarf wrote:

I desperately need some sound advise.

I took her who must be obeyed to the Hospital today where she had a wisdom tooth and another non wisdom tooth removed. She claims to be in great pain. She has me looking after her and giving me orders as to what to do. I told her that as its only her face that hurts and not her legs that she can do the hoovering and cooking this evening.

Should I leave home now or ride out the storm?

Yours, Frightened of Essex

Reckon you are fecked there pal, I would recommend somewhere far far away, Outer Mongolia is supposed to be nice this time of year, that is about your only hope of being safe :grin:

PS Should you decide to ride out the storm, do not, under any circumstances, eat anything you haven't cooked yourself rolfl

Moriarty · **Posted:** Wed Mar 28, 2007 10:45 am

Cowboy wrote:

sarf wrote:

I desperately need some sound advise.

I took her who must be obeyed to the Hospital today where she had a wisdom tooth and another non wisdom tooth removed. She claims to be in great pain. She has me looking after her and giving me orders as to what to do. I told her that as its only her face that hurts and not her legs that she can do the hoovering and cooking this evening.

Should I leave home now or ride out the storm?

Yours, Frightened of Essex

Reckon you are fecked there pal, I would recommend somewhere far far away, Outer Mongolia is supposed to be nice this time of year, that is about your only hope of being safe :grin:

PS Should you decide to ride out the storm, do not, under any circumstances, eat anything you haven't cooked yourself rolfl

I took your advise about the meal..... :roll:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Wed Mar 28, 2007 4:44 pm

what manner of creatures are those enjoying a hot bath??

Moriarty · **Posted:** Wed Mar 28, 2007 4:54 pm

parmopooly wrote:

what manner of creatures are those enjoying a hot bath??

Dunno. Maybe Kev can shed some light on the matter stpid

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Mar 28, 2007 5:16 pm

Cockroaches if I'm not mistaken.

Some common names have some suggestive associations. (1) Water Bug. (2) The German cockroach, Polish cockroach, Russian cockroach, Crotton bug all refer to the same species Blattella germanica because one community wanted to name it after something they despised. (3) Some dominant societies have named their local pest cockroach after their oppressed native population. This practice is a sad reflection of how far prejudice has driven our common language.

Our common name 'cockroach' shares sounds with Dutch 'kakkerlak' and Spanish 'cucaracha' and the Spanish dance the cucaracha suggests the vigorous stamping of a homeowner on the pests. The origins of the names are entwined in early cultural history and only careful etymological and sociological study might discover the origins of our word 'cockroach'. I am not aware that such research has been successful in this case.

Moriarty · **Posted:** Wed Mar 28, 2007 5:41 pm

Pooliekev wrote:

Cockroaches if I'm not mistaken.

Some common names have some suggestive associations. (1) Water Bug. (2) The German cockroach, Polish cockroach, Russian cockroach, Crotton bug all refer to the same species Blattella germanica because one community wanted to name it after something they despised. (3) Some dominant societies have named their local pest cockroach after their oppressed native population. This practice is a sad reflection of how far prejudice has driven our common language.

Our common name 'cockroach' shares sounds with Dutch 'kakkerlak' and Spanish 'cucaracha' and the Spanish dance the cucaracha suggests the vigorous stamping of a homeowner on the pests. The origins of the names are entwined in early cultural history and only careful etymological and sociological study might discover the origins of our word 'cockroach'. I am not aware that such research has been successful in this case.

parmopooly · **Posted:** Wed Mar 28, 2007 5:56 pm

I like the way Scarface said it

GighaPooly · **Posted:** Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:05 am

Sarf

I think you raise an interesting question as to the dominant role in modern day relationships. Should you, as the male, be allowed to express an opinion that, whilst controversial, may indeed be justified. On the other hand, your partner feels needy and may genuinely want your support and assistance, so, to sum up ...

You are So f ucked ....

Run away - hide - join the foreign legion. Your doomed, doomed I tell you

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22994

Pooliekev wrote:

Our common name 'cockroach' shares sounds with Dutch 'kakkerlak' and Spanish 'cucaracha' and the Spanish dance the cucaracha suggests the vigorous stamping of a homeowner on the pests.

Indeed this is true. One of the most basic steps in salsa is called cucaracha. It's a side to side motion. It's not done by stamping however but probably originates from the dance of the same name.

Moriarty · **Posted:** Fri Mar 30, 2007 12:38 pm

Lovely

My life is in danger and all I get is a history lesson on dancing bugs :evil:

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