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Mick Tait's Head Bandage
 Post subject: Cristiano Ronaldo
PostPosted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:49 pm 
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Fecking cheat :evil: ......................................that is all.

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Moriarty
 Post subject: Re: Cristiano Ronaldo
PostPosted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:59 pm 
Mick Tait's Head Bandage wrote:
Fecking cheat :evil: ......................................that is all.


Amen. Little bounder :evil:
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Mick Tait's Head Bandage
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The penalty he has just 'won' was embarrassing :roll:

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he really does deserve to die. Today.

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sorry, I meant dive. :grin:

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Getting back to the arguement of success v a mans life...................


Ronaldo lives or promotion?
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parmopooly
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Pools in League 1 it is then. I couldn't give two f-ucks if that c-unt lives or dies. This I am honest about. If he dies tomorrow, I can live with all of this. I'm not a liberal, you see. :laugh:

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Mr Irrelevant
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After Portugal 2004 and Germany 2006, I'd be more than happy to act as executioner.
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parmopooly
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aye, go on then.
SHAZZAMM!!!!
(Flash, bang, wallop)

'Tis done. :grin:

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Mr Irrelevant
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Cornelius Atweasle wrote:
The bloke is a footballing genius on a par with Pele, Best, Tenebo. He's not the "cheat" but the managers who encourage him to play the way he does.


You're unhinged.
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parmopooly
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that reminds me, whatever happened to Hinge and Bracket? Are they "brown bread"?

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Karl Marx
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Cornelius Atweasle wrote:
Mr I wrote:
Cornelius Atweasle wrote:
The bloke is a footballing genius on a par with Pele, Best, Tenebo. He's not the "cheat" but the managers who encourage him to play the way he does.


You're unhinged.


:roll: :roll: :roll:

OK, so Pele and Best maybe not as good.


Yes, the reference to Tenebo did give the game away somewhat!
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I reckon they ought to spray the wing and the penalty area with silage before the kick off and then if he hurls himself to the floor at least he runs the risk of getting hepatitis C.

That'll teach the cheating bounder. :evil:
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Pooliekev wrote:
I reckon they ought to spray the wing and the penalty area with silage before the kick off and then if he hurls himself to the floor at least he runs the risk of getting hepatitis C.

That'll teach the cheating bounder. :evil:


Give the ref a cattle prod for the cheating twat.
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