The Poolie Bunker

Old blokes in their 60's with grey straggly pony tails and ear rings,. TRAINERS....fat lasses with rose tattoos on their podgy ankles or slappers with dolphins tattood on their shoulders and the classic fire place moulding tattoo above the arses of daft lasses who'll be having it lasered off in 3 years time. ORANGE TINTED GLASSES. 4x4's...why? people who go whining in the Mail cos they got a speeding ticket...you were driving the fecking car pal, pay up and shut up.ANYHTING TO DO WITH THE 'BIG THREE'....that'll do for a start.

someone who argues a point which you know for a fact is wrong, but they won't have any of it. For example, the date and score of a match and which season. I know I am a secret statto, but yet people challenge my knowledge of Pools matches which I actually stood there and watched with my own eyes.

dont you just hate stattos who think they are always right
even when they are :sweet:

Or...when you sit in the house and there's only me and our lass there and a strange odour wafts buy......"have you boffed" you ask her..."WHO...? ME"?... and she means it! SO WHO THE HELL WAS IT THEN...?

i have it on good authority that women only do "PERFUMED POOS"

"Yes but my farts don't smell" (tm)

do you like the lady in your avatar PP? :sweet:

loverly
i would eat her for tea
roasted slowly over a sea coal fire

people who disagree with me cos i am always right - use simple method of talking when i know answer or what i am on about - saves brain time and power then you see -

i dont like loudmouthed chavs

daft little mototrbikes

thick c@@nts who dont admit that they are

traffic

old fekkers on those 'spakker cars' (sorry for phrase) who ride on the road and not the pavement.

fat birds with esposed midriffs - look in the mirror sweetheart

young slappers with loads of manor gold on - 'duya like me foolin clown an that?'

teenage mums - get a grip pet he's lying he doesnt love he wants his cock away....

the greggs pasty n sausage roll brigade

people who eat in the street or when walking

doorstep parties - on the front step wi cans, cider etc all ferkin day

cans of carling

grass (the green garden stuff that you have to cut)

people who lie

people who ask you for help/advice and then try to make out that they did it on their own.

peoples dependance on reality tv and soaps

overcamp puffs

and the worst is overcooked veg.

Ian, the tash looks wrong to me. Do away with the swirly bit, then that UNDER the chin needs to go on the top lip. And the hair should be side parted across the forehead.