For lots of people, life can be a problem at times. But for posters like Sussex07, it's like that ALL the time.People like Sussex07 (that's not his real name) a visit to ( it's Gervais) this board to post one of his scribblings can turn into a humiliating put down. The Bunker and society in general, shun him, because through a freak of nature, Sussex is a Loid.

Shortly after his birth, he began to show the first dismal signs that his Darloidic tendencies were surfacing, hiding these urges for years, he finally came screaming out of the closet to announce his hidden secret to a waitng world.
There is nothing that can be done medically to alter his condition to give him a chance in life. His future is as bleak and desolate as that of his team.
However, you can help make his twilight years more bearable;£1 will buy him a weeks listening to 'Ray Simpsons plumbing Tips' on Radio Loid.
£5 will buy an inflatable 'stadium companion' to help swell the crowd.
£15 will buy a copy of 'The Hodgson Story' on Beatamax (courtesy Landfill Videos)
£20 will buy a tumbleweed gUard to fit your stadium seat.
£50 will get him a family 5 year season ticket ( including door to door stretch limo)
When you're at Pools, spare a thought for those unfortunates like Sussex07 and please give generously.......