You know the way women blame you for everything......

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 23006

Even though you had nothing to do with it? Phrases like 'look what you made me do' and 'if you hadn't have done X I wouldn't have done Y' ergo - its your fault.

I got a corker yesterday. Because I had a conversation with 'er indoors' in the morning, she blamed me for the fact that she had forgotten to put tampons in her handbag.

I mean, I cannot think of a more extreme example of something that is entirely the responsibility of a woman. Nevertheless, it was my fault!

peterleepoolie · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 3:39 pm

everythings a mans fault...just say yes its my fault...u will never win against a woman in a arguement.

ptbap · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 3:47 pm

Especially if shes needing tampons bbolt

BarkersBeef · **Joined:** Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:24 pm **Posts:** 146

The bleeder!!!

Fetches my coat bbolt

grabec · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 5:14 pm

Mr I, a gentleman never tells...... :roll:

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 5:19 pm

It's not like you need to be told though is it?? They're always the ones belting their kids, swearing at their husband or sending their dinner back because it's too hot and they didn't ask for broccoli. :roll:

grabec · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 5:27 pm

Pooliekev wrote:

It's not like you need to be told though is it?? They're always the ones belting their kids, swearing at their husband or sending their dinner back because it's too hot and they didn't ask for broccoli. :roll:

Read my other, related, post. I will say it only once :sweeeet:

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 5:31 pm

Why, have you forgot??

Must be your age.... :sweeeet:

grabec · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 5:33 pm

When I get my hands on you.........

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 5:35 pm

Promises, promises...... :sweeeet:

Dibble'll be insanely jealous. clappp

Obafemi-Obsession · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 7:50 pm

Snakes with tits. The lot of them.

HUFCWop · **Joined:** Tue May 22, 2007 7:30 am **Posts:** 373

Snakes don't have fat arses though

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 8:44 pm

Mr I wrote:

the fact that she had forgotten to put tampons in her handbag.

Lasses I know usually put them in their Fanny!!!! confised

Obafemi-Obsession · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:52 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

Mr I wrote:

the fact that she had forgotten to put tampons in her handbag.

Lasses I know usually put them in their Fanny!!!! confised

You know that lass in the paper yesterday Mutley? I had it on good authority she hid the keys up her fanny!
:shock:

http://www.peterleemail.co.uk/news/Drin ... 3892352.jp

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Mar 21, 2008 2:16 am

Sorry....I don't read the Peterlee Mail....I don't have to....I get the HARTLEPOOL MAIL....and still have to read about the thick feckers....and AFC Sunderland!!!! :roll:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Mar 21, 2008 4:17 pm

I pity the poor Bobbies having to retrieve them!!!! :shock:

Spender · **Posted:** Fri Mar 21, 2008 4:26 pm

Hopefully, it was a system like beach-casting....... :uhoh:

'Right luv, up on your head and spread 'em, or else you get detained for 1118888000 days under the prevention of key recovery terrorism act....'

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You know the way women blame you for everything......

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