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gremmlin · **Joined:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:23 am **Posts:** 3141

Giles Coke with fifteen minutes to go, the subs showed he had other ideas when he picked up on a stray Pools' pass to bomb forward and fire in a low drive from the edge of the area which sailed past Budtz and into the bottom right corner of the net.

so says the official site
sorry but that is blatant lies
saying it sailed past budtz makes it sound like it was actually a good shot and that budtz didnt make a hash of it

The Lightning Tree · **Joined:** Thu Nov 30, 2006 5:30 pm **Posts:** 5804

I thought it went under his body

and by his reaction it did banghead

gremmlin · **Joined:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:23 am **Posts:** 3141

it did

so why dont the official site just admit it

Obafemi-Obsession · **Posted:** Fri Feb 22, 2008 11:51 pm

Maybe Mark Simpson is actually Comical Ali in disguise?

Warwick Hunt · **Posted:** Fri Feb 22, 2008 11:52 pm

They have to dress it up to make us look less $hite than we were

3Quid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:11 pm **Posts:** 1791

gremmlin wrote:

Giles Coke with fifteen minutes to go, the subs showed he had other ideas when he picked up on a stray Pools' pass to bomb forward and fire in a low drive from the edge of the area which sailed past Budtz and into the bottom right corner of the net.

so says the official site
sorry but that is blatant lies
saying it sailed past budtz makes it sound like it was actually a good shot and that budtz didnt make a hash of it

The real Goose confised

Hawklord · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:27 pm **Posts:** 3118

The commentary on Pools World left those listening in no doubt that it went under his body and was saveable.

parmopooly · **Posted:** Sat Feb 23, 2008 12:09 am

I agree with someone on another post who said the manager picks the players who aren't good enough. He is ultimately to blame, because he is shite himself at his job. How Monkhouse can't get in before Foley or Thompson is beyond me. If a change is made, half the team gets moved around to suit. The man has to go before next season, or else we WILL go down. If we lose at Bournemouth, I'll start to believe we'll go down THIS season.

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Sat Feb 23, 2008 8:53 am

Obafemi-Obsession wrote:

Maybe Mark Simpson is actually Comical Ali in disguise?

Mark Simpson isnt this the guy thats a Sunderland season ticket holder stpid

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 23006

the infidel forward struck an unstoppable shop past the heroic goalkeeper who would have saved it if it were not for secret service agents. There are no American tanks in Baghdad

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 23006

No... if it were not for Price Philip and his Nazi minions of Frankenstein shining lasers and high power torches in his eyes he would have got his fingers to it. I will not rest until the truth is known.

thornleypoolie · **Joined:** Wed Jan 02, 2008 7:10 pm **Posts:** 1101

Fensy · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:15 pm **Posts:** 6520

townendtimmy wrote:

Obafemi-Obsession wrote:

Maybe Mark Simpson is actually Comical Ali in disguise?

Mark Simpson isnt this the guy thats a Sunderland season ticket holder stpid

Would be a bit stupid of him to buy a season ticket for the Mackems when he is commentating on Pools more or less every Saturday afternoon stpid

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 23006

I've had the odd run in with Mark Simpson but to be fair, the bloke is payed to do a job and two parts of that are the website and the Poolsworld commentary, well in terms of the commentary he's an awful lot better than any of the stand ins we've had and I think he actually does an excellent job. Yeah he sings the club song on the website but thats his remit - its what he's employed to do.

gremmlin · **Joined:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:23 am **Posts:** 3141

and a few on here sing the same songs as him

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Sat Feb 23, 2008 4:15 pm

Fensy wrote:

townendtimmy wrote:

Obafemi-Obsession wrote:

Maybe Mark Simpson is actually Comical Ali in disguise?

Mark Simpson isnt this the guy thats a Sunderland season ticket holder stpid

Would be a bit stupid of him to buy a season ticket for the Mackems when he is commentating on Pools more or less every Saturday afternoon stpid

We play alternate home games on a saturday stpid

he is a Mackem.

Spender · **Posted:** Sat Feb 23, 2008 4:30 pm

And??

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Sat Feb 23, 2008 5:46 pm

And? Why is a Mackem doing this job it should be a poolie IMO someone who gives a frig about the team and whats going on.

Fensy · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:15 pm **Posts:** 6520

townendtimmy wrote:

We play alternate home games on a saturday stpid

he is a Mackem.

But he goes to the away games to commentate on them as well stpid

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Sat Feb 23, 2008 5:59 pm

Ask him who he'd rather be watching.

Fensy · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:15 pm **Posts:** 6520

Obviously it would be the Mackems but he actually gets paid to watch Pools

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Sat Feb 23, 2008 6:02 pm

I say give the job to a Poolie :sweeeet:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:03 am

Fensy wrote:

Obviously it would be the Mackems but he actually gets paid to watch Pools

He gets paid for doing a Job!!!! :sweeeet:

Me and Mr.Simpson have had words in the past but I realised he's only doing his job....and quite well aswell he does it!!!! :sweeeet:

I was just been a foul mouthed drunken bastard!!!! confised

parmopooly · **Posted:** Sun Feb 24, 2008 10:39 am

MutleyRules wrote:

I was just been a foul mouthed drunken bastid!!!! confised

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and you did that quite well too, Mutters!!!!!

Spender · **Posted:** Sun Feb 24, 2008 3:19 pm

parmopooly wrote:

MutleyRules wrote:

I was just been a foul mouthed drunken bastid!!!! confised

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and you did that quite well too, Mutters!!!!!

Aye 10/10 for that Mutts, I dunno anyone who could fill the post as well as you.

Unfortunately, you don't choose your team, it gets chosen for you. Eloquent as us fookers are, there isn't a Mark Simpson among us, gobby gets as we are. However you do choose your career. Mark Simpson is good at his job, he's not our mouthpiece, he's the clubs. :wink:

Cheers Mark, that's just the tenner, mate..... rolfl

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Mon Feb 25, 2008 2:41 pm

Mr I wrote:

I've had the odd run in with Mark Simpson but to be fair, the bloke is payed to do a job and two parts of that are the website and the Poolsworld commentary, well in terms of the commentary he's an awful lot better than any of the stand ins we've had and I think he actually does an excellent job. Yeah he sings the club song on the website but thats his remit - its what he's employed to do.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 23006

What ?

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:23 pm

Mr I wrote:

What ?

I remember when I was about 7 I once spelt paid "p-a-y-e-d" in a spelling test. I had to write out the correct spelling ten times so that I wouldn't forget it- hence why it makes me chuckle when I see it spelt that way nowadays. :laugh:

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:03 pm

That must have been 'I made sure the subbie 'payed' me more in trumped up claims than I 'payed' him for his honest labour and top notch work.....' :evil:

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 23006

Aaahh.... I made a typo. Well slap my thighs.

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