The Poolie Bunker

In his evidence, Mr Al Fayed branded Prince Philip a "Nazi" and a "racist" and said: "It's time to send him back to Germany from where he comes."

"You want to know his original name - it ends with Frankenstein," he added.




Whoa whoa Mo!! I love fact he has branded him a racist and suggested "sending him back where he comes wrong" in the same sentence particularly ironic when the person making the claims isn't even a British passport holder

A proper crank!

Isn't that seditious libel??

You'd have thought but the royal family don't need to do anything about it, it's not really in there interests to have another court case plus he's been babbling this crazy talk for over ten years if they were going to do anything surely he'd of been gagged by now, he just sounds like a ranting madman nobody is going to take any notice of what he's saying.

I think Phillip should have him killed

This Diana being dead thing has been kept very quiet, hasn't it?, If it wasn't for the occasional paragraph here and there in the papers, I would never have known she had died!

She's dead??

I knew I should have took her in the dead pool.

witness box protection apparently

or just a deluded grocer who is bitter cos he can't get a passport

yes but funny

Oh she's dead all right. The only question is did Kev .... er ... before or after.

I fondly refer to Harrods as Galeries Al Fayed. Surely it's more than just mere coincidence that it's a near perfect anagram of Galeries Lafayette? There's definitely French involvement whichever way you look at it.

He's a madman bitter & twisted, Prince Phil is from Corfu and as No 6 say's you can say anything about anyone from the witness box without any legal action being taken against you.

The bloke is as mad as George Reynolds on a bad day.

Four people in a car, three of them not wearing seatbelts. A pissed up driver speeding through a busy city. bish bosh bang crash, three dead as a dead thing and one with a really bad headache.

The alternative is ridiculous, you could not have planned this. If you had wanted to do her in and could find a serviceman willing to take the order (very unlikely) chuck an SB team in the med where she had been swimming during the past week. A syringe full of some obscure poison naturally found in sea creatures - more bish bong bang. One dead kitty.

I was literally just about to say those exact words!

Is this some sort of Max Boyce moment?

Oggy, Oggy, Oggy,

Oi, Oi, Oi,

It always sounds good as you run through the underground stretch at the start of the Great North Run.

Not dissimilar to the stretch of road in Paris where.........

Well at least it stopped her working her way through the whole medical profession and the British Army. I heard she was only unfaithful twice; once with the Household Cavalry and the other time with the Grenadier Guards.

On the radio this morning, they had a woman of a certain age, describing herself as a member of what sounded like the ...'DIANA APPRECIATION SOCIETY'.... From what she had to say, it appears they worship her memory and when asked if this was the end of the whole sorry waste of money business she said it was not and the truth would come out one day... yeah, whatever.
I imagined her as one of those women who have a house bulging with Diana memorabilia like tea towels, wall plates and all the tack ever produced over the years for the gullible to buy...and why do these women have a slightly odd husband..?

People like that (blokes, women or kids) are total retards who should be in a place like Winterton.

Winterton is the hub of a new technology park these days!! Mad scientists pace the corridors instead.