The Poolie Bunker

the rest of it is an interesting read, it seems they're trying to dig out parmo and have a go at him

Good luck to them!

STRAP ON. never.

god i aint been on there for ages - that's just reminded me why!!

the porter thing "superwatty" mentioned is spot on tho - he just hasn't articulated what he means. the porter thompson thing took place, JP gave ball away, then we won it back, at which point the TV footage kicks in of liddle giving the ball away. because on the footage people can't see JP and AT they presume he wasn't there or has got it wrong.

i love some of the insults they come up with on there. classic. there was a guy on the tube the other day, a shouter, having a go at people for not budging up and letting him on, he used the term "dickwit". i'd not heard that since school playground days, i should have suggested that he signed up!!

It might be short for Dick WITtington stood near him.

he loves a bite like that fella!!

didn't realise he was that old, wonder if he used to sit in the millhouse....when i was a kid i there was a rather self righteous old codger who used to sit next to us who was a mix amusing and infuriating....mainly the latter

Aye, Mr Ripper always errs on the side of caution!

Nowt wrong with asking for proof!

What are you bringing me into this little rant for? I could take offence at being likened to a 78 year old, I know I can't go topless on the beach anymore, cos I like to get my knees brown, but I'm not that old yet!!!

Now about those pictures...

Now I may be very wrong here, but I'm pretty sure that Nelsons Head is in fact a bewer. And not Superwatty.

Proof may appear later.

if i read between the lines watty is on rivals now trying to convince people that shearer is going to be installed as our manager....

what a mug

you know what, today feels like one of those days. like transfer deadline day, or day 11 in our search for a new manager. you know, when there are rumours that action will happen and you're thinking, they have to, they must do, they're going to announce something, surely after that dross last night they're going to sack him today, they have to, there is no alternative, it is so clear to see..................and nothing happens

But hang on....Mr Superwatty also saw someone called Mr Dunn at a football match on Saturday. That sounds pretty authentic

Possible, possible. But for my money Nelson's Head is Mr Ripper or someone very closely connected to him. Just look at the evidence.

That's what I mean. Absolutely bang on authentic. So, Alan Shearer.......


ps To make it plain, I wasn't questioning Mr Superwatty's truthfulness...just meaning that to see PD at a football match is not exactly a man bites dog story

So what about Watty's claim from a few months ago that he used to play for Glasgow Celtic many years ago as a striker?

Now all this could of course be true and hence the reason he is now working as a scout for Pools or some other club, IMO it's all bull and I also bet he was in the SAS before playing for Celtic.

I think you'll find Watty is Pools scout on Rockall.

What colour is the boathouse at Hear ford?

I have just registered to enlighten one or two of you guys.

Nelsonshead is not superwatty , nor is she mr Ripper. She is actually my wife. She , our daughter katy and myself are season ticket holders and are Pools fanatics. we travel thousands of miles each year supporting Pools and in fact after i finish typing this little message i am getting in my car to travel up to watch the RESERVES.

She reads the message boards and anything else to do with Pools and I think it is a bit rich that just because she happened to defend superwatty she has to be questioned as to her credibility. reading this thread I think some of you have an obsession with the old goat. he is a wind up merchant who sometimes is worth reading.
Grabec knows of me because we enjoyed discussions on vital some time ago , as does John Cooper. In fact my wife has written an article in monkey business in the past, and we are both examining the possibility of helping out with distribution. PIN will confirm this.

I will be wearing a Pools coat this evening and a blue dut with two metal badges on. Come and have a chat with me.

Sorry to rant on a bit but it is now cleared up.

I also was in the Golden lion on Saturday with my wife and daughter. There can't be many husband wife and daughter groups follow Pools away so next time you see us come and buy us a drink.

This is very interesting, Mr Tickhill. One thing that intrigued me all along was how your wife managed to look up the threads on Rivals which were being alluded to at Christmas, and which she was using to defend Mr Watty, when as far as I could see, they had been deleted?
Also, why, when she apparently reads the boards so closely, she identified me in her Christmas posts as being one of the main 'Watty antagonists'??
But it doesn't matter all that much. God forbid that all this should be dragged up yet again

I'm glad you've cleared that up, I was wondering what Grabec was gonna come out with for her theory just because I didn't buy into the mysterious poster being Mr Watty!



Although I suppose if she's your wife then you'll put the block on any of those photos...

Sorry for the delay in answering the questions and comments from Grabec Mutley and Mr Ripper.
Grabec
Your reply is basically trying to justify why you got it wrong. Surprisingly not unlike the manner in which Mr superwatty does.
You have not looked very hard for the threads you refer to but there again don't you know someone who got lost in a car park and apparently can't read the ingredients of a sausage I would suggest , politely of course , that you put your spade back in the shed before you also get lost in the hole you are digging.
I have read the christmas thread you refer to before replying to you and I fail to associate any of my wife's comments remotely associating you as a 'Watty Antagonist'.
I also noticed that you were the first person in that thread referring to Superwatty. You were also the first person to question my wife's gender with your he/she , him/her suggestion.
Are you not surprised , as a woman yourself , that another woman would take exception to that?

Mutley
My wife thanks you for your apology.
You also are making a similar attempt to justify your accusations. The only coincidences that you refer to are my wife's defending of Superwatty. There is nothing else there to suggest she is the man himself.
Mr Ripper
I have a photo of my wife topless on a beach but she was only THREE
At the moment she has adopted the attitude of let them get on with it. We are easy to spot at matches so maybe you can come and ask her in person.
If I can put my twopenneth in on Superwatty.
We both read what he has to say and I unashamedly admit that we enjoy most of it. He is different and a character. I don't claim to know as much about him as Mutley who I think is obsessed with him.
He is obviously an old man , probably on his own , and enjoys winding people up on Rivals.Maybe it is his only pleasure. I don't think bashing a 78 year old ( I think that's what Mutley said he was) carries any medals or badges.
He is quite often worth reading and seems to have an extraordinary knowledge of Pools and the game in general.
Some of the other things he claims to be associated with are just ridiculous and should be taken with a pinch of salt.
You have to separate the bullshiit from the factual.
It would be a sad world indeed if we lost fanciful characters like that feller.
I'm sorry if I have bored anyone ( I haven't written so much since letter writing stopped) but all this accusing business is not needed.
We are all planning to go to Cheltenham on Saturday , come and talk to us. I went to the reserve game last night but nobody collared me.

I'm sorry to the rest of The Bunker for this but it has to be done....

I retract my apology to your 'Wife'!!!!

FECK-OFF SUPERWATTY YOU SAD MULTI-NAMED GET!!!!

If you now think that I am Superwatty Mutley then you are obsessed.

I'll give you a clue to my age. My season ticket is a full paying adult , not a bleeding pensioner.
Like I say come and see me and I'll show you it.Then I'll knack yer for calling me old.
You do realise you'll set grabec off now.

78

Have a guess. Our lass (I'll get killed for this) is 47

Grabec response.


Hmmmn very intriguingly interesting Mr/ Mrs /Miss Superwatty/TickhillPoolie/Nelsonshead.
You/ he/ they/she/ it will know by now that you are really an 80 year old member of the Mutley clan , masquerading as Mr Ripper.
Have you done imposting to a reasonable level and can you fry me a sausage for my tea.
I'll be home at erm erm.......when I get out of the car park.
Sithee as all good Yorkshiremen say.

I live in Tickhill...............hence the username.

It's between Doncaster and Worksop.

Err so does my wife................nelsonshead .

We suffer extra expense for home games but obviously save a bit on away games as most of them are south of us.

I'll buy you a pint if you get it spot on when we eventually meet. No consulting with the daddy to be mind.

You did see me. Yes I did enjoy the bovril and the pie. Was starving. I left it a bit late to set off and got there a couple of minutes after kick off. Didn't have any tea.

I met the wife for a drink in the Oak in Tickhill when I got back. There was the weekly general knowledge quiz on and one of the questions was 'which country's women have the biggest boobs'?
We both howled when the answer was the UK. The wife said We should have had Mr Ripper here , he would have known that.