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mouldy old dough
 Post subject: Richie Barker.
PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 7:29 pm 
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Was awesome today never stopped running for 90 minutes winning headers. holding the play up. clearing in his own box and oh yes 2 goals well done Richie. clappp

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 Post subject: Re: Richie Barker.
PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 7:34 pm 
But 1 was a penalty....and they don't count!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


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 Post subject: Re: Richie Barker.
PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 7:48 pm 
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so does that mean boydys pen doesnt count towards your bet for him to be divisions top scorer then mr mutley? sctatchinghead :laugh:

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 Post subject: Re: Richie Barker.
PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 7:49 pm 
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MutleyRules wrote:
But 1 was a penalty....and they don't count!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
You tease you. rolfl

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MutleyRules
 Post subject: Re: Richie Barker.
PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:17 pm 
Maldini wrote:
so does that mean boydys pen doesnt count towards your bet for him to be divisions top scorer then mr mutley? sctatchinghead :laugh:


Errr....no....I mean yes....it....they all count!!!! :uhoh: :laugh: :laugh: :grin:
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Poolsrme
 Post subject: Re: Richie Barker.
PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:22 pm 
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Well done Mr. Barker. clappp
How many players have such a good goals scored ratio sctatchinghead

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 Post subject: Re: Richie Barker.
PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:22 pm 
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MutleyRules wrote:
But 1 was a penalty....and they don't count!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


Haven't 90% of his goals this season been from penalties? bbolt

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TheGingerPoolie
 Post subject: Re: Richie Barker.
PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:27 pm 
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msnquaker wrote:
MutleyRules wrote:
But 1 was a penalty....and they don't count!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


Haven't 90% of his goals this season been from penalties? bbolt

Aye. But he's still scoring them.

Not great from open play but pretty reliable when we get our 76th penalty of the season. Played well today but still could do better in a forward, he lacks pace. Nice header that was only just saved too.
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PJ_Poolie
 Post subject: Re: Richie Barker.
PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:33 pm 
msnquaker wrote:
MutleyRules wrote:
But 1 was a penalty....and they don't count!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


Haven't 90% of his goals this season been from penalties? bbolt


Didn't you lose to the 92nd place team in the football league today?

Didn't Michael Proctor score rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl
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mouldy old dough
 Post subject: Re: Richie Barker.
PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 9:00 pm 
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The slide down the table begins today. rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl

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Cowboy
 Post subject: Re: Richie Barker.
PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 9:12 pm 
Credit where it's due, I've moaned about Barker plenty over the past few months, but he had an excellent game today
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Poolsrme
 Post subject: Re: Richie Barker.
PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 9:41 pm 
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PJ_Poolie wrote:
msnquaker wrote:
MutleyRules wrote:
But 1 was a penalty....and they don't count!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


Haven't 90% of his goals this season been from penalties? bbolt


Didn't you lose to the 92nd place team in the football league today?

Didn't Michael Proctor score rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl


One Michael Proctor, there's only one Michael Proctor.........never thought I'd be singing this :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

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 Post subject: Re: Richie Barker.
PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 11:57 pm 
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PJ_Poolie wrote:
msnquaker wrote:
MutleyRules wrote:
But 1 was a penalty....and they don't count!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


Haven't 90% of his goals this season been from penalties? bbolt


Didn't you lose to the 92nd place team in the football league today?

Didn't Michael Proctor score rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl


I was hoping no-one would notice that sadx

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MR. X
 Post subject: Re: Richie Barker.
PostPosted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 11:15 pm 
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i must admit although i am barkers biggest critic he gets full praise from me for his performance on saturday never stopped working and this time things came from it hats off to him............................lets just hope he can play like that from now on clappp
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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: Re: Richie Barker.
PostPosted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 12:44 pm 
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LDB wrote:
Can someone explain his second goal though....because none of us in the town end knew we had scored until we saw the Millhouse terrace celebrate. Weird goal.


He swung a boot at it, missed it completely, fell over, the ball hit his arse and rolled over the line slower than you leaving a pie queue.

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 Post subject: Re: Richie Barker.
PostPosted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 1:26 pm 
Mr Ripper wrote:
LDB wrote:
Can someone explain his second goal though....because none of us in the town end knew we had scored until we saw the Millhouse terrace celebrate. Weird goal.


He swung a boot at it, missed it completely, fell over, the ball hit his arse and rolled over the line slower than you leaving a pie queue.



It completely lacked the finesse, panache and sheer sublime esoteric skill of glassback porters tap in, didn't it!
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