I'm with Master Pie on this one.
Get fat and you should be charged for :
a. the damage you cause to pavements by being heavy
b. extra space in aircraft seats when you're spilling over into mine you FAT bounder
c. obscenity tax because you look fookin HORRIBLE
d. clothes tax because you use more material and therefore deplete the planets cotton supplies.
e. if Mr/Mrs Fatty doesn't wear cotton, extra global warning bollocks tax, because they're wearing massve clothes derived from oil.
f. lying tax because BIG IS NOT BEAUTIFUL YOU LYING TWAT.
g. ugly tax. 'Cos you should tell us you're ugly before the cider visor comes down and we shag you at 3am on a Sunday morning.
