The Poolie Bunker

Was spent at the National Construction College in a tiny backwater of East Anglia (yeah yeah part timer, who are yer, etc etc ) anyway I settled down in the little bar on site accompanied by a herd of 'cockernny geeezzzeers with gooners shirts on interspersed with spurs fans and a rather annoying Everton fan who kept shrieking 'yer derty batsterds' for no apparent reason. The atmosphere was like fookin pools at the minute, I thought there might have been a bit of banter between the two North London Rivals but not a drop of it, and at half time, I fully expected a bit of craik but the conversation started with.. has any one seen (some film) and 12 blokes started talking about some poxy girly rom com type of film

Then the footy came back on again and a few cheers went up when a goal went in but NO PIZZ TAKIN AT ALL

Cockernees

So
look at the facts
Live footy between 'fierce rivals = no banter
Half time = discussion around girly films
2nd half Spurs thrash gooners = no pizz takin
Full time = cockernee geezers put thumbs in braces and dance themselves off to bed

Therefore I put it to you
Cokernee geezers = cockernee waankers

I concur.

proof if ever I did see it.

you get about do you not .. such fun or what... I would rather pull my hair out one by one....

well that would pass about ten minutes, Frank

then what

10 minutes?

That long?

are all these cockernees walking round with wads of money tel
you are mixing with the wrong crowd

I think you have just discovered the difference between supporters and Skywatchers.
Since I got back to the UK, every time I walk into a pub while Sky are broadcasting a match everyone is glued silently to the screen, watching what is generally the most drab form of entertainment I could imagine. How can anyone get excited about that? shirts or no shirts, Cockerney, Jock, Geordie, Scouser or no matter what?
Premiership football = total non-event.
And the hilarious part is they have a fookin panel of experts to analyse such dross. I'd rather listen to a panel of scatologists discussing a turd.

Chukle footie brightens things up, and you can win a few bob! I do believe Dug out has walked out of the pub after ninety minutes with £70 ish in his clyde, as i have

happened just last sunday

If I work 90 minutes, which is a damn sight less painful than watching Everpool against Wigburn, I hope the fook to earn at least 70 quid!

Rules are very simple.
Before the match starts everyone puts a quid in the ashtray (well a glass now) you can have has many as you like, there is normally between 6 and ten of us.
The match kicks off, every time the ball goes out for a corner or a throw in, the glass is passed on to the next person. who ever has the glass infront of them when the final whistle is blown gets the money (we normally play two 45 mins as oppose to one 90 mins)
Now here is where it gets interesting !! every time there is a yellow card everyone has to put 50p in the glass, if there is a red card everyone has to put £1 in the glass. Believe me Man u V arsenal soons racks up the dosh.
The only main rules are:
Its up to you to get the glass, the guy holding it doesnt have to remind you the ball has gone out.
The main rule is NEVER sit next to Dugout because he will take the glass in the last second of the game !!!!

The only thing you have to work at in chuckle footy is to
A / drink as much as possible in the time allocated
B / Sit next to Tony Parry who ALWAYS loses in the last second ( Fact)
c / Drink as much as possible in the time allocated

Who the fook mentioned work? especially on a sunday?

Everyone pays a quid at the begining then no more unless there is a card, you only move the glass when the ball goes out for a corner or throw in......................and we have had some good laughs, one guy took about £140.00 (won both halves) it was arsenal and chelsea...fookin yellow card every five mins and about 3 reds.

I know a lot of people call the premiership shite, but using chuckle footy as a barometer the difference is MASSIVE! We tried playing it one Sunday when the only match was a top of the table clash from Div 1, (Blackpool and Scunny I think) We gave up after about 15 minutes coz the glass was whizzing round the table like a demented ouija thing the ball went out so often! But it does make games like Wigan v Birmingham interesting!