Kids are twats arent they?

jockthemonkey · **Posted:** Wed Jan 02, 2008 12:17 pm

ADG wrote:

Yesterday, I was round Ed the horses house. It was young Eds birthday. Happy Birthday.....get your fookin hair cut.

Anyway........The Horses Grandson was up from deepest Yorkshire.

He got a train set for his Christmas present. It wouldnt work.

The great ADG fixed it.

The youngest Horse was delighted.

He got all the other kids in to see it going the track and play with it.

He gave them all instructions...........well he is only 4.

He then turned to me and said I could be.............................. :evil:

The Fat Controller. :evil:

even here you have to moan about the length of the young lads hair,,,,cheer up for fook,s sake

BigAlthemonkey · **Posted:** Wed Jan 02, 2008 12:29 pm

jockthemonkey wrote:

ADG wrote:

Yesterday, I was round Ed the horses house. It was young Eds birthday. Happy Birthday.....get your fookin hair cut.

Anyway........The Horses Grandson was up from deepest Yorkshire.

He got a train set for his Christmas present. It wouldnt work.

The great ADG fixed it.

The youngest Horse was delighted.

He got all the other kids in to see it going the track and play with it.

He gave them all instructions...........well he is only 4.

He then turned to me and said I could be.............................. :evil:

The Fat Controller. :evil:

even here you have to moan about the length of the young lads hair,,,,cheer up for fook,s sake

it's cause he can't fookin moan about pool's he has to keep his suuny position up hasn't he......... :laugh:

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Wed Jan 02, 2008 1:20 pm

You fixed what!... how come it started smoking, after you fixed it?
who built the tunnel.....eh, (one hundred things to do with empty J Smiths cartons)
and as for the comment of the controller, ..."out of the mouths of babes"...as they say!!!!
When al is taking his encore on stage at wembly as the biggest rock sensation since cliff, you will expect to be in the VIP lounge won't you?........

Part P · **Joined:** Tue Aug 29, 2006 12:45 pm **Posts:** 251

ADG wrote:

Mister Ed wrote:

You fixed what!... how come it started smoking, after you fixed it?
who built the tunnel.....eh, (one hundred things to do with empty J Smiths cartons)
and as for the comment of the controller, ..."out of the mouths of babes"...as they say!!!!
When al is taking his encore on stage at wembly as the biggest rock sensation since cliff, you will expect to be in the VIP lounge won't you?........

Are you going to tell them what music you forced us to listen to?

Or should I? rage

Cliff .....???? again .....

Part P · **Joined:** Tue Aug 29, 2006 12:45 pm **Posts:** 251

ADG wrote:

If only.

so was it steps again like you had on new years eve???? :uhoh:

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Wed Jan 02, 2008 1:43 pm

it was classic 70's music, that everyone could singalong to.....

such as "jump up and down with your knickers in the air!"

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Wed Jan 02, 2008 1:45 pm

then after comments such as "this is the worse CD ever",
i proved them all wrong, and put on................

Dame vera, and the churchill speeches from VE day!!!!!!!!!!!

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Wed Jan 02, 2008 1:47 pm

there'll be bluebirds over the white cliffs of dover tomorro just you wait and see....

and our gracie singing.... salllllly....saaaalllllly

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Wed Jan 02, 2008 1:48 pm

see i have a vast and comprehensive music collection!!!!!!!!

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:01 pm

ADG wrote:

all this on top of a 4-2 humilliation was just too much for me. :laugh:

I thought it would inspire you to get behind the lads and find that dunkirk spirit to fight them on the beaches...and stuf......but all you wanted to do was drive a bloody tank down to the training ground........(which fortunately was in for service).......

Fensy · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:15 pm **Posts:** 6520

I can definately see the resemblance though, is that Jenny that you are with there :shock:

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Jan 02, 2008 5:15 pm

Both of them. :grin:

But the birds got a bigger cock. :razz:

The Poolie Bunker

Kids are twats arent they?

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