Is Everyone At Their Office Xmas Party....

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 1:31 pm

or something????

It's very quiet in here today!!!! confised

roast_beef · **Posted:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 2:02 pm

No works parties for me, am on the sick sadx

Fensy · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:15 pm **Posts:** 6520

The lads I work with are having a night out round Sunderland on Saturday night, I can't be arsed to drag myself up there

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 2:21 pm

Fensy wrote:

The lads I work with are having a night out round Sunderland on Saturday night, I can't be arsed to drag myself up there

Let's hope you are going to The Studio then!!!! :sweeeet:

tonyparry · **Posted:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:12 pm

Im at the office party rhgt noe anvent hadd mch to dril tho cos its fill of fronch birds lovely lookin but thay all have pokers up threr arsess.....................but freee dwink etc........... rolf

tonyparry · **Posted:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:27 pm

in fact theyve just put mikka on ...................im off to make an arsse of mesel (yes i know i already have) i could be blur i could be broewn.why dont you like me,,,,,etc and if this makes sence then im not a pisssed as i thort i was clappp

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:45 pm

No. Busy working. :evil:

Still got loads to do.

But knocking off at lunch time tomorrow, free drinks down the Marina 12 til 2 then staying out to get proper lashed. :grin:

mouldy old dough · **Posted:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 3:46 pm

Been busy working now i'm ok.

Fensy · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:15 pm **Posts:** 6520

MutleyRules wrote:

Fensy wrote:

The lads I work with are having a night out round Sunderland on Saturday night, I can't be arsed to drag myself up there

Let's hope you are going to The Studio then!!!! :sweeeet:

Nah we have mates coming round ours, plus we are trying to some some money for the arrival of young Fensy :grin:

grabec · **Posted:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:15 pm

Fensy wrote:

Nah we have mates coming round ours, plus we are trying to some some money for the arrival of young Fensy :grin:

You sound a bit worried there, Mr Fens. Reminds me of when I was pregnant and my other half decided to go to the library to pick up some hints. The first book he opened started off, "Having a baby costs a great deal of money......", so he shoved it anxiously back on the shelf and rushed off!

Hawklord · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:27 pm **Posts:** 3118

grabec wrote:

Fensy wrote:

Nah we have mates coming round ours, plus we are trying to some some money for the arrival of young Fensy :grin:

You sound a bit worried there, Mr Fens. Reminds me of when I was pregnant and my other half decided to go to the library to pick up some hints. The first book he opened started off, "Having a baby costs a great deal of money......", so he shoved it anxiously back on the shelf and rushed off!

I hope you've seen him since :wink:

Salty · **Posted:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:19 pm

I've been working like a blue arsed fly! :shock:

yeah....I KNOW!!!! :grin:

and my works do would be a pretty lonely one lets face it!! :laugh:

but hey! I'm getting loadsa booze off me customers, can't be bad eh?! :sweeeet:

grabec · **Posted:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:20 pm

Hawklord wrote:

grabec wrote:

Fensy wrote:

Nah we have mates coming round ours, plus we are trying to some some money for the arrival of young Fensy :grin:

You sound a bit worried there, Mr Fens. Reminds me of when I was pregnant and my other half decided to go to the library to pick up some hints. The first book he opened started off, "Having a baby costs a great deal of money......", so he shoved it anxiously back on the shelf and rushed off!

I hope you've seen him since :wink:

Well, fleetingly.....the 'baby' is still performing as predicted, tho :grin:

Fensy · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:15 pm **Posts:** 6520

grabec wrote:

Fensy wrote:

Nah we have mates coming round ours, plus we are trying to some some money for the arrival of young Fensy :grin:

You sound a bit worried there, Mr Fens. Reminds me of when I was pregnant and my other half decided to go to the library to pick up some hints. The first book he opened started off, "Having a baby costs a great deal of money......", so he shoved it anxiously back on the shelf and rushed off!

Obviously I meant save some :uhoh:

Not too worried, just want some money so I can take some extra time off work, I only get 3 days paternity on full pay sadx

tonyparry · **Posted:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 5:25 pm

still here clappp

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 23006

Has anyone managed to get across the tidy blonde from accounts yet?

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 5:57 pm

Salty wrote:

and my works do would be a pretty lonely one lets face it!! :laugh:

Mine too. Shall we have a combined one tomorrow? A kind of remote interface thing?

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 5:59 pm

Mr I wrote:

Has anyone managed to get across the tidy blonde from accounts yet?

Yes but about 25 years ago... :evil:

Wonder what she's like now.
She was from Trimdon by the way. :shock:

Now I think about it it was customer services not accounts but what the hell.
:laugh:

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:04 pm

Quote:

Fensy wrote:
Not too worried, just want some money so I can take some extra time off work, I only get 3 days paternity on full pay
My brother-in-law got a fortnight. Mind you, he was required to give 3 months notice of when exactly he wanted to take those 2 weeks!

I'm getting feck all paternity leave on all full pay, it's all statutory. I too had to give three months notice.

And the daft thing is that if the bairn is early/late, my fortnight starts from the date of the birth so any planning will be up the spout. So to speak!

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Fri Dec 21, 2007 10:30 am

poolieinnottingham wrote:

Quote:

Fensy wrote:
Not too worried, just want some money so I can take some extra time off work, I only get 3 days paternity on full pay
My brother-in-law got a fortnight. Mind you, he was required to give 3 months notice of when exactly he wanted to take those 2 weeks!

I'm getting feck all paternity leave on all full pay, it's all statutory. I too had to give three months notice.

And the daft thing is that if the bairn is early/late, my fortnight starts from the date of the birth so any planning will be up the spout. So to speak!

What do you wanna be off work for anyway?

To change shtty nappies and clean up puke?

Just go to work and let the wife get on with all the woman stuff.

TalbotAvenger · **Posted:** Fri Dec 21, 2007 10:38 am

Mr Ripper wrote:

poolieinnottingham wrote:

Quote:

Fensy wrote:
Not too worried, just want some money so I can take some extra time off work, I only get 3 days paternity on full pay
My brother-in-law got a fortnight. Mind you, he was required to give 3 months notice of when exactly he wanted to take those 2 weeks!

I'm getting feck all paternity leave on all full pay, it's all statutory. I too had to give three months notice.

And the daft thing is that if the bairn is early/late, my fortnight starts from the date of the birth so any planning will be up the spout. So to speak!

What do you wanna be off work for anyway?

To change shtty nappies and clean up puke?

Just go to work and let the wife get on with all the woman stuff.

Are you looking forward to 1959 then Ripper?? :laugh:

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Fri Dec 21, 2007 10:41 am

TalbotAvenger wrote:

Mr Ripper wrote:

What do you wanna be off work for anyway?

To change shtty nappies and clean up puke?

Just go to work and let the wife get on with all the woman stuff.

Are you looking forward to 1959 then Ripper?? :laugh:

It's a way off yet.

Let's finish 57 and get 58 out of the way first! :grin:

Mick Tait's Head Bandage · **Posted:** Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:12 am

Mr I wrote:

Has anyone managed to get across the tidy blonde from accounts yet?

Aye, and i ended up marrying her!! Honestly! :laugh:

Salty · **Posted:** Fri Dec 21, 2007 2:56 pm

Richard M. Head wrote:

Salty wrote:

and my works do would be a pretty lonely one lets face it!! :laugh:

Mine too. Shall we have a combined one tomorrow? A kind of remote interface thing?

why not, sounds terrific...

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Fri Dec 21, 2007 4:26 pm

OK Salty mate I'm off to the Lock Stock and Barrel; I'll buy you a pint.

Salty · **Posted:** Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:37 pm

I'll get ya one back in the Leg Iron then :sweeeet:

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