The Poolie Bunker

...on a dog biscuit
and your dog refused to look at it,
so i got drunk and looked at the empire state building,
it was no bigger than a nickel.

Aido, that is good and I like it.

thanks.

wish it was mine

Imposter

Whose is it then?

My old man said follow the van...

ripper :

grabec : galaxie 500 (youtube it!)

I haven't time for all that. I'm writing a poem

let's hear it then

Tall, tall, tall, I want to be tall, tall, tall.
As big as a wall, wall wall, as big as a wall, wall, wall
And if I'm not tall, tall, tall, then I will crawl, crawl, crawl.
Because I'm not tall, tall, tall, tall, tall, tall, tall, tall.
With concentration my size increased, And now I'm fourteen stories high
At least

I said 'am writing' not 'have written'. You'll have to wait until it's finished

BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM.
BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM.

always thought you had hidden depths ripper.

sneak preview, grabec ?

here's another one of 'mine'

i'm tired of the dust and decay
i'm weary of flinging my heart's wealth away
i'm bitter at sowing for others to reap
all i need is....rest.

Now if you were to put all that on one line it would be an example of iambic pentameter.
Which of course is just what
all your life
you've strived to achieve

No, that's not fair at all. Everyone else is just quoting other people's poems so I'm not exposing myself to possible (almost definite) ridicule by giving previews

BOOM, BOOM, BOOM.

ADG, I am not a poof, right

me too

You're getting there

BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM.

Ripper....how shall I put this........

Have you considered taking up scuba diving?

BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM.

Has someone told you that getting proper knacked is just like having a bumper mixed kebab with extra kebab and a side helping of kebab or summat??

theres always someone, somewhere
with a big nose, who knows....

if you must write prose/poems the words you use should be your own
don't plagiarise or take on loan

Boom boom boom boom
I'm gonna shoot you right down,
right offa your feet
Take you home with me,
put you in my house
Boom boom boom boom
A-haw haw haw haw
Hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm
Hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm

I love to see you strut,
up and down the floor
When you talking to me,
that baby talk
I like it like that
Whoa, yeah!
Talk that talk, walk that walk

When she walk that walk,
and talk that talk,
and whisper in my ear,
tell me that you love me
I love that talk
When you talk like that,
you knocks me out,
right off of my feet
Hoo hoo hoo
Talk that talk, and walk that walk

by John Lee Hooker

You're just dead wood
Hurtling downstream
No control over your actions
Or the things that they mean

I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er hills and banks
I trod upon a man's bare arse
And a womans voice said 'thanks.'

Now??