The Poolie Bunker

the ph balance of soap is totally wrong, and does un known amounts of damage.

A proper cleansing programme is what you need, is that not correct Mr I?

http://seabuckthorn.com/sbtskincare.htm

also other parts of the body require at least an annual clean up....

"Follow this cleansing program carefully, and you will be shocked at what comes out of your system. When you start passing 4 foot long pieces that look like black tire tread shaped like an intestine with a smell of a long dead animal, you'll be convinced it's all worth the effort!"

to read on how to stop the above visit.....

http://www.vegetarian-restaurants.net/O ... rogram.htm

the results can be up-lifting!!

"On this cleanse you will also experience emotional clearing. Often we hold traumatic experiences in our poisons. As these poisons are released, so are these old emotions. Many people have had spontaneous emotional releases during the cleanse. Don't be alarmed— this is the goal of the cleanse—to detoxify on all levels."

Surely this is the best soap ever!!

Or maybe this one?

Gerraway you ponces this is the soap REAL men use!

I hope this is down to her being pregnant, but our lass bought a bar of Pears soap just to sniff. She's had it a few weeks now, keeps it in the packet and gets it out now and then for a whiff.

Errrm... sorry to be the bearer of bad news like but give her a couple of days and she'll deep fry it in batter.