doubt he would call his hamster mad john like.
you never know with chip though. he grew up in shotton colliery you know.
heres a true story.
chips father in law : alright tommy. you know what chips brother has called his new bairn ?
tommy miller snr : nee idea.
chips father in law : tommy miller dobson.
tommy miller snr : yr kiddin ?
chips father in law : no. im deadly serious. ive seen the birth certificate. it said thomas miller dobson.
tommy miller snr : what kind of idiot would call his bairn tommy miller.
chips father in law : well you did.
to be fair to the millers they got the bairn a tommy miller fan club stationary set. the littlun has a tommy miller fan club ruler. ive actually been hit in the eye with it.

Aye and I paid for them, not just the set, the whole fookin lot!!! pens rulers etc domain names, then he fooks off to ipswich ...