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Dugoutpaddy
 Post subject: I know a woman from Amsterdam...
PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 12:36 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: I know a woman from Amsterdam...
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In the port of Amsterdam
You can see sailors dance
Paunches bursting their pants
Grinding women to porch
They've forgotten the tune
That their whiskey voice croaked
Splitting the night
With the roar of their jokes
And they turn and they dance
And they laugh and they lust
Till the rancid sound of the accordion bursts
And then out of the night
With their pride in their pants
And the sluts that they tow
Underneath the street lamps

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bluemonkey
 Post subject: Re: I know a woman from Amsterdam...
PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 1:35 pm 
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Bowie Mr ECG, can I ask if you went to Fosters fish grill last Friday night about 9.15pm ish?.

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 Post subject: Re: I know a woman from Amsterdam...
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I knew a mouse in Amsterdam...

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 Post subject: Re: I know a woman from Amsterdam...
PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 3:19 pm 
ElvisCsGlasses(TM) wrote:
bluemonkey wrote:
In the port of Amsterdam
You can see sailors dance
Paunches bursting their pants
Grinding women to porch
They've forgotten the tune
That their whiskey voice croaked
Splitting the night
With the roar of their jokes
And they turn and they dance
And they laugh and they lust
Till the rancid sound of the accordion bursts
And then out of the night
With their pride in their pants
And the sluts that they tow
Underneath the street lamps


Bowie or Scott Walker? sctatchinghead


Jacques Brel. Both the above did it though.
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