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You really couldn't make it up could you, this government isn't even good at being corrupt, they are so transparently bad it's pathetic. You wouldn't put them in charge of a junior school conkers competition.

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You really couldn't make it up could you, this government isn't even good at being corrupt, they are so transparently bad it's pathetic. You wouldn't put them in charge of a junior school conkers competition.


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And….they’re useless too… :lol: :lol:

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Yes it does appear to be convenient his phone was stolen, in this day and age it’s easy to track a stolen phone, not a techies but I would have thought any text messages would also be stored in a cloud system ?


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By many accounts, they're meant to back everything up anyway.
Can't believe Starmer's government or aides would do anything deceitful based on their track record can we?


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I think Jamie has the phone!


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Stocksfield_Poolie wrote:
I think Jamie has the phone!


I.might as well take the rap as I get blamed for everything else on The Bunker !


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jamie1952 wrote:
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I think Jamie has the phone!


I.might as well take the rap as I get blamed for everything else on The Bunker !


:violin: Bless him.

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Well done Jamie for taking the rap, you'd normally pass it off to Trump, Farage, Reform, or Truss.....


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I heard he'd rang 'dial a disc' forty times on it the first day he got it :lol:

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Well done Jamie for taking the rap, you'd normally pass it off to Trump, Farage, Reform, or Truss.....


Obviously your heroes for some absurd reason, remind me what if any of them have done to improve the U.K. and global economy and secure world peace ?


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Well done Jamie for taking the rap, you'd normally pass it off to Trump, Farage, Reform, or Truss.....


Obviously your heroes for some absurd reason, remind me what if any of them have done to improve the U.K. and global economy and secure world peace ?


And your ‘heroes’ are who exactly…?

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I don't even respect or admire any recent politicians let alone think of the as heroes.
I think Jamie might want to look up "joke" on YouTube, we all know he doesn't do factual research as in dictionary. That's another joke Jamie.


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Snowy wrote:
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Well done Jamie for taking the rap, you'd normally pass it off to Trump, Farage, Reform, or Truss.....


Obviously your heroes for some absurd reason, remind me what if any of them have done to improve the U.K. and global economy and secure world peace ?


And your ‘heroes’ are who exactly…?


Brian Clough, Neale Cooper, I have no political heroes.


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PTID wrote:
I don't even respect or admire any recent politicians let alone think of the as heroes.
I think Jamie might want to look up "joke" on YouTube, we all know he doesn't do factual research as in dictionary. That's another joke Jamie.


Pot calling the kettle black again, you never do any research just believe what you read in the right wing MSM and from watching GB News.


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jamie1952 wrote:
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I don't even respect or admire any recent politicians let alone think of the as heroes.
I think Jamie might want to look up "joke" on YouTube, we all know he doesn't do factual research as in dictionary. That's another joke Jamie.


Pot calling the kettle black again, you never do any research just believe what you read in the right wing MSM and from watching GB News.


Picking on Mr P again, Jamie, and throwing false accusations at him. :naughty: :liar: :naughty:

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derwent wrote:
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I don't even respect or admire any recent politicians let alone think of the as heroes.
I think Jamie might want to look up "joke" on YouTube, we all know he doesn't do factual research as in dictionary. That's another joke Jamie.


Pot calling the kettle black again, you never do any research just believe what you read in the right wing MSM and from watching GB News.


Picking on Mr P again, Jamie, and throwing false accusations at him. :naughty: :liar: :naughty:


Ah another one who can’t resist replying to me, PTID, they can’t help themselves, I suppose it keeps them entertained, could even call it hobby how to wind Jamie up, said before Derwent sticks and stones.


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jamie1952 wrote:
derwent wrote:
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I don't even respect or admire any recent politicians let alone think of the as heroes.
I think Jamie might want to look up "joke" on YouTube, we all know he doesn't do factual research as in dictionary. That's another joke Jamie.


Pot calling the kettle black again, you never do any research just believe what you read in the right wing MSM and from watching GB News.


Picking on Mr P again, Jamie, and throwing false accusations at him. :naughty: :liar: :naughty:


Ah another one who can’t resist replying to me, PTID, they can’t help themselves, I suppose it keeps them entertained, could even call it hobby how to wind Jamie up, said before Derwent sticks and stones.


So what is wrong with people replying to you????? You'll be asking for us all to make an appointment next. :lol: :lol: :lol:
When you make things up about people and accuse them of being what they are not I would have thought a reply would be forthcoming or don't you understand that. Try curbing your false accusations and see what happens. Stop your sly, and some not so sly, digs at fellow posters who are simply trying to educate you, hard as that task obviously is. Chin chin.

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Ah another one who can’t resist replying to me, PTID, they can’t help themselves, I suppose it keeps them entertained, could even call it hobby how to wind Jamie up, said before Derwent sticks and stones.

No one is ‘replying’ to you…they’re ‘correcting’ you.

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Snowy wrote:
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Ah another one who can’t resist replying to me, PTID, they can’t help themselves, I suppose it keeps them entertained, could even call it hobby how to wind Jamie up, said before Derwent sticks and stones.

No one is ‘replying’ to you…they’re ‘correcting’ you.


I don’t need correcting, I post my opinions, you can’t correct them, unfortunately not or very few agree with them, it would be a very boring world if everyone had the same opinions, we have freedom of speech, it’s not N Korea.


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derwent wrote:
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derwent wrote:
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I don't even respect or admire any recent politicians let alone think of the as heroes.
I think Jamie might want to look up "joke" on YouTube, we all know he doesn't do factual research as in dictionary. That's another joke Jamie.


Pot calling the kettle black again, you never do any research just believe what you read in the right wing MSM and from watching GB News.


Picking on Mr P again, Jamie, and throwing false accusations at him. :naughty: :liar: :naughty:


Ah another one who can’t resist replying to me, PTID, they can’t help themselves, I suppose it keeps them entertained, could even call it hobby how to wind Jamie up, said before Derwent sticks and stones.


So what is wrong with people replying to you????? You'll be asking for us all to make an appointment next. :lol: :lol: :lol:
When you make things up about people and accuse them of being what they are not I would have thought a reply would be forthcoming or don't you understand that. Try curbing your false accusations and see what happens. Stop your sly, and some not so sly, digs at fellow posters who are simply trying to educate you, hard as that task obviously is. Chin chin.



Can you post a quote where I have made things up Derwent, do you wear ‘blinkers’ Derwent one thing for sure if I had a £ for every sly dig made towards me more so currently where I live on The Bunker I would be a millionaire. Correcting me, is it a points system,what needs correcting, I have opinions, why should I change them ?


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jamie1952 wrote:
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Well done Jamie for taking the rap, you'd normally pass it off to Trump, Farage, Reform, or Truss.....


Obviously your heroes for some absurd reason, remind me what if any of them have done to improve the U.K. and global economy and secure world peace ?


And your ‘heroes’ are who exactly…?


Brian Clough, Neale Cooper, I have no political heroes.


Now there’s a dichotomy….chooses popular Poolie heroes yet posts mostly political gobbledygook.
Oh dear, the irony is palpable. :lol: .

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jamie1952 wrote:
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I don't even respect or admire any recent politicians let alone think of the as heroes.
I think Jamie might want to look up "joke" on YouTube, we all know he doesn't do factual research as in dictionary. That's another joke Jamie.


Pot calling the kettle black again, you never do any research just believe what you read in the right wing MSM and from watching GB News.


An example of false accusations jamie, as i have already pointed out earlier. The examples such as this one are numerous. Go back through your posts, they are plentiful. Associating me with Farage is another. There is not one post in existence showing me backing Farage.

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jamie1952 wrote:
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Ah another one who can’t resist replying to me, PTID, they can’t help themselves, I suppose it keeps them entertained, could even call it hobby how to wind Jamie up, said before Derwent sticks and stones.

No one is ‘replying’ to you…they’re ‘correcting’ you.


I don’t need correcting, I post my opinions, you can’t correct them, unfortunately not or very few agree with them, it would be a very boring world if everyone had the same opinions, we have freedom of speech, it’s not N Korea.


I'm afraid what you post can be corrected if it is not factual. Have you ever wondered why very few agree with them????
Claiming what you print can't be corrected is a little bit pompous don't you think. Another question for you to consider, if you can't be corrected why are there so many posts attempting to do that.???
Cue a load of wriggling waffle, claims of victimisation and stealing your favourite teddy bear. Far too much Pad Thai methinks.

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Jamie, I'm just repeating what you said - "you only read fiction".
And FFS I stated it was a joke yet you still take it as serious, the bloke with the oft mentioned idyllic lifestyle yet being so upright?


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Selective memory syndrome.

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derwent wrote:
Selective memory syndrome.


Derwent you commented I make snidey remarks, talk about the pot calling the kettle black !


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derwent wrote:
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Ah another one who can’t resist replying to me, PTID, they can’t help themselves, I suppose it keeps them entertained, could even call it hobby how to wind Jamie up, said before Derwent sticks and stones.

No one is ‘replying’ to you…they’re ‘correcting’ you.


I don’t need correcting, I post my opinions, you can’t correct them, unfortunately not or very few agree with them, it would be a very boring world if everyone had the same opinions, we have freedom of speech, it’s not N Korea.


I'm afraid what you post can be corrected if it is not factual. Have you ever wondered why very few agree with them????
Claiming what you print can't be corrected is a little bit pompous don't you think. Another question for you to consider, if you can't be corrected why are there so many posts attempting to do that.???
Cue a load of wriggling waffle, claims of victimisation and stealing your favourite teddy bear. Far too much Pad Thai methinks.


I no have no intention of correcting what I write, they are my opinions, I have my views and sticking to them, people are not correcting my posts they are disagreeing with my opinions, anything I write is factual unfortunately people like to try and prove me wrong, matter of opinions Derwent.


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jamie1952 wrote:
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Selective memory syndrome.


Derwent you commented I make snidey remarks, talk about the pot calling the kettle black !


If you are referring to an observation that you have a selective memory it is not calling anything or anybody black. Your contradictory posting, which has been referred to by others on here, suggests you have a selective memory. You underline the fact regularly.

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jamie1952 wrote:
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Ah another one who can’t resist replying to me, PTID, they can’t help themselves, I suppose it keeps them entertained, could even call it hobby how to wind Jamie up, said before Derwent sticks and stones.

No one is ‘replying’ to you…they’re ‘correcting’ you.


I don’t need correcting, I post my opinions, you can’t correct them, unfortunately not or very few agree with them, it would be a very boring world if everyone had the same opinions, we have freedom of speech, it’s not N Korea.


I'm afraid what you post can be corrected if it is not factual. Have you ever wondered why very few agree with them????
Claiming what you print can't be corrected is a little bit pompous don't you think. Another question for you to consider, if you can't be corrected why are there so many posts attempting to do that.???
Cue a load of wriggling waffle, claims of victimisation and stealing your favourite teddy bear. Far too much Pad Thai methinks.


I no have no intention of correcting what I write, they are my opinions, I have my views and sticking to them, people are not correcting my posts they are disagreeing with my opinions, anything I write is factual unfortunately people like to try and prove me wrong, matter of opinions Derwent.


You say you write factually and yet previously you state most of your opinions come from fiction, as Mr PTID keeps reminding you. As I say contradictory.

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Jamie, I'm just repeating what you said - "you only read fiction".
And FFS I stated it was a joke yet you still take it as serious, the bloke with the oft mentioned idyllic lifestyle yet being so upright?


TBH it’s hard to decipher whats a joke or whats a snidey remark PTID, the majority tend to be snidey remarks.


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Jamie, I'm just repeating what you said - "you only read fiction".
And FFS I stated it was a joke yet you still take it as serious, the bloke with the oft mentioned idyllic lifestyle yet being so upright?


He doesn't have an idyllic lifestyle: he lives on Belk Street, with his Mother, and has to report to the local police station every Tuesday morning.


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I said when I posted "it's a joke", which bit of that didn't you understand? You've been in Thailand too long if you're struggling to interpret those 3 words.


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PTID wrote:
I said when I posted "it's a joke", which bit of that didn't you understand? You've been in Thailand too long if you're struggling to interpret those 3 words.


Every one has a different sense of humour, what some find funny others find offensive, we are all different some thing posters on the Bunker don’t appear to realise and anyone who doesn’t share their views gets ridiculed.


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I said when I posted "it's a joke", which bit of that didn't you understand? You've been in Thailand too long if you're struggling to interpret those 3 words.


Every one has a different sense of humour, what some find funny others find offensive, we are all different some thing posters on the Bunker don’t appear to realise and anyone who doesn’t share their views gets ridiculed.


Anyone offended by humour, never had a sense of humour in the first place….and usually have an high opinion of themselves…..just plain intolerant of anything that affronts their high opinion of them selves.

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When someone highlights their post as a joke but Jamie says it's hard to decipher what's a joke is beyond belief, then to play the victim is just ridiculous. Unless Jamie's having a joke of course, or am I joking??


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