The Poolie Bunker

They were held on the 5th March 2026 and ‘The Dear Leader’ was returned and was duly elected, winning 687 seats out of ……687 seats ……with 99.93% of the vote.
I notice 0.07% of the electorate never got the message.

Or got to take another breath????

Well that beats the 63%

A sign of things to come!

In May 2126, Aman Rahman was elected the UK Prime Minister after once again winning all 650 seats.
95% turnout with only the 5% white infidels not being allowed to vote. This figure being down from the previous 7.5% of infidels from 4 years ago.

Raham confirmed in his victory speech that Sharia Law had now been implemented fully into the last few councils of England and thanked his supporters for their continued support. Infidels were once again asked to leave voluntarily.

Other European counties welcomed the election result, with Khan (French leader), Ahmed, (German leader) and Al-Fayed (Belgium) stating that they looked forward to working with Rahman regarding the movement of Islam into the rest of Europe and working on getting the last few states in the USA over to Sharia Law - This is expected to all be completed in the next few years accoring to the Muslim Times.

"A great victory for the UK, a great victory for Islam" proclaimed Rahman as he returned to No 10 Mohammed Steet this morning.

Nasty man you are

Polling research in North Korea must be a doddle, his debate with his opposition candidates (who also vote for him) might be a bit tame as your ‘opposing’ candidates applaud and agree with him and don’t exist actually.
Question time is replaced by ‘Compliment Time’ and on the empty opposition benches sits a single parrot chirping ‘ Vote for the Dear Leader’.

Still possibly a step up from our Leader who illegally tried to shut down elections though.

"Nasty man you are"

Just because I inform people what the UK may be like in say 100 years time does not make me a nasty man.

Talking about nasty men, nothing worse than Sadiq Khan!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LHwj-MbVQQ

Why is he nasty, just because he is a Muslim, point out where he has been nasty ?

Ok Jamie, here we go:

Demanded statues to be taken down
Decolonized public spaces
Anti racist education showing our history as bad.
Hypocrite, accepted knighthood yet is against the British Empire and all it stood for.
Refused to answer questions on grooming gangs in London
Rising crime rates
Expansion of ULEZ

And as far as I am concerned, London should have a proper English major not some foreigner!
And he is a foreigner!!!

When Jamie tells you to …’point out where’….you’re one step away from homework from our non-resident .

Very true Snowy

Jamie is due over in Hartlepool soon, could be a good time for all to meet him.

Sadiq Khan is English, he was born in Tooting London, couldn’t be more English than that, Boris Johnson was born New York so he is American, do you know who is Olukemi Olufunto Adegoke ?

Only asking a poster to back up their comment, what’s wrong with that Snowy ?

Simple..because when someone asks you a question you don’t want to or can’t answer, you ignore it.

Jamie, if you think Sadiq Khan is English, then I am a Chinaman!

As for Olukemi Olufunto Adegoke, must be the new England forward everyone is talking about.

He was born in England does not make him English ?
Olukemi Olufunto Adegoke is Kemi Badenoch your illustrious leader.

I don’t recall you ever asking me or any other poster asking a question which I haven’t replied to Snowy ?

If I were born in Japan, does not make me Japanese.

When are you in Hartlepool Jamie?
Bringing the wife?
Attending any matches?

Then you feign memory problems.

Jamie admitted he suffered from short term memory loss, so we need to cut him some slack.

Don't you mean selective short term memory loss.

During a recent discussions with my fellow ancient fogies the most used description of Starmer is nobody could remember any PM worse than him, when it came to digging heels in when the honourable thing would be to go. Johnson and Truss admitted their position was untenable, even May, but not two tier.
Then there is her from accounts. When she entered number 11 she stepped into two big bucket fulls of cement.
Jamie is like Nero, playing the fiddle while the country burns. I wonder when he returns to seaton will he plant his chair at the water's edge at low tide and ..........................well you know what comes next.

Of course it does Stocksfield, you can’t pick and choose your nationality, your country of nationality is where you are born. You can become a British citizen after so many years of Indefinite Leave to Remain, think it’s 10 years then you can apply for a U.K. Passport.

My partner is coming, last 2 weeks in April till the first week in May, unfortunately Pools don’t have any home matches. The last I went to the cup game against Brackley, pissin down windy etc, wasn’t the greatest of games to put it mildly and Pools got beat in the replay.

I think as we all grow older we suffer short term memory loss although Snowy has selective memory loss or just turns a question on its head.

Derwent you remind me of the type of person watching a fight from the sidelines and when you see the opportunity run in and kick the person who is on the ground. That’s what your replies are, wait till Jamie is getting a kickin then join in the aftermath.

Ah king Caunte….or summat like that…?

Tragically, you may well suffer from memory loss….but fear not, I forget nothing…I’m noted for it.
Face up to it, when it comes to politics, you were sold a pup.
Trouble is, your ‘pride’ won’t let you admit it.

Last 2 weeks of April, I assume Monday 20th April onwards?

Pools play Southend Tuesday 21st so can you not make that match Jamie?

You are wrong Jamie, an Englishman born to English parents in Japan, does not make him Japanese.

go back years to the says of our empire where so many kids of diplomats were born in a foreign land but they were never classed as citezans of that country. you could unferstand someone who loved a country wanting to use there right of birth in it to work for others, but khan seems one who does not fall into that catogary.

I don’t arrive in Hartlepool till midnight on the Tuesday.

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I have no idea what Khan is like but the right wing MSM slag him off at every opportunity so I don’t can’t form an opinion of him. I agree with ULEZ. Air quality in London has improved following the introduction and expansion of the Ultra Low Emission Zone (ULEZ). Studies show nitrogen dioxide levels dropped by 27% and particulate matter exhaust fumes are 31% lower.

Call yourself a Pools fan, get on an earlier flight!

You didn’t say born to English parents abroad, if one of your parents was Japanese it mean you would have dual citizenship.

I said if I were born in Japan Jamie and I do indeed have English parents, which I would have thought was quite clear, so therefore I would not be Japanese.

You are correct if someone was born in Japan, they would have to have one of the parents Japanese to qualify as Japanese.

Khan was born to Pakistini parents, so therefore he is Pakistani.

Sadiq Khan was born on October 8, 1970, at St George's Hospital in Tooting, South London. Under British nationality law, being born in the UK to parents who are legal residents or citizens confers British citizenship.

And I don't agree with those laws. And that is my right!

As of March 2026, Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood is implementing major reforms to UK immigration, increasing the standard "right to remain" (Indefinite Leave to Remain - ILR) qualification period from five to 10 years. These changes target legal migration to ensure settlement is "earned".
Exceptions: Shorter, 5-year paths may remain for high earners (£50k+) or specific public sector roles.
Retroactive Application: The changes apply to individuals already in the UK who have not yet obtained permanent settlement.
Language Requirement: Applicants will need English skills to A-Level standard

"Language Requirement: Applicants will need English skills to A-Level standard"

Just because you would behave like that don't tar others with the same brush. I don't participate in watching street brawling and if I did involve myself in passing it would be to try and stop it. One of these days you'll get something right but I won't hold my breath.

Well said derwent.

Back to these illegals in our country:

"A paedophile invader who failed to disclose his conviction for molesting a five-year-old to UK authorities has won the right to fight against his deportation.

An immigration judge ruled Edi Cardoso Ramos, 29, made an 'honest mistake' when he did not mention his criminal past while applying for leave to remain in the UK.

The judges are a huge part of the problem."

Maybe the invader did not have A level standard English so could hardly expect to be able to read the question!!!!!

He does want to be recognised.

You throw out all this bumpf that sounds like a press release from Labour HQ.
How much do they pay you…?

If a dog is born in stable, that doesn't make it a horse

Zero pay Snowy, not bumpy as you put it Snowy, I am just quoting new laws to be introduced which should please the ante immigration brigade.

Lighten up Derwent it’s was a figures of speech ! Brawling is that a posh word for scrapping’.

I thought the same when I read that as well Stocksfield.

its hard to imagine that its srill less than 10 years ago when something like that was not a necessity. how much will the whole process cost and how many more will just go missing. doubt the airlifts back home will be busy anyway unless the government make if financial good deal for them. some of these dinghy boys have been with us over 5 years now and wonfer what the total cost to us one has been.