The Poolie Bunker

...... given me a physical experience I've waited years for and said she also enjoyed the senation so much it will become a regular thing, after saying she'd never even consider trying it..............











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...she bought top quality padded toilet paper instead of the usual 'BADGER'S ARSE' stuff made from old sanding belts, swarf and glass chipping.......... LOVELY

Are you barred out of the shops like?

so sorry....didn't realise you're a metrosexual.