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Mr Ripper
 Post subject: DOUBLE POOLIE INVOLVEMENT IN BUNG SCANDAL!
PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 1:28 pm 
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According to today's Daily Mail Newell reckons he was offered a bung to sell Stevie Howard to Sheff Wed.

Now if this can be proven then the only fair remedy should be to relegate Wednesday two divisions and replace them in the Championship with the team who they beat in the play-off final to get there...

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Spender
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Yeeeaaahhhhh......... :shock: :shock: :shock:
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And because we can't be sure when irregularities involving Howard started, all transfers between league clubs involving him should be cancelled, all the goals he scored since leaving Pools should be cancelled, and he should revert to being a Hartlepool player.
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Mr Irrelevant
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Might I just suggest copious useage of the word 'allegedly'
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Mr Vlad wrote:
Might I just suggest copious useage of the word 'allegedly'


I second that comment. I don't mind you saying it on Rivals though :laugh:
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richard head wrote:
And because we can't be sure when irregularities involving Howard started, all transfers between league clubs involving him should be cancelled, all the goals he scored since leaving Pools should be cancelled, and he should revert to being a Hartlepool player.

We'd only play him in midfield, with an occaisional game at centre half.
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Spender
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Cornelius Atweasle wrote:
A number of clubs also allegedly offered bungs for Pools to keep Craig Midgley.

So there.


Tit!!!

Where you been, Mr Flaky errmmm.....widger....

We have to be careful these days...... :roll:
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Mr I wrote:
Might I just suggest copious useage of the word 'allegedly'


I think that using the words "According to..." at the beginning of the statement cover those bases.

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Karl Marx
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Mr Ripper wrote:
Mr I wrote:
Might I just suggest copious useage of the word 'allegedly'


I think that using the words "According to..." at the beginning of the statement cover those bases.


No it doesn't. To repeat a libel is still a libel.
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Yeah, but just imagine - if we were suddenly propelled to the Championship with our team. We'd rip them apart, Matty Robson speeding down the wings, John Daly bullying all those defenders. Graham Kavanagh against Willie Boland.....

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