The Poolie Bunker

Er-indoors will be down at 4.50pm with the wheelbarrow full of 1,2,and 5 pence's to purchase our 4 season tickets and car park pass.

After much toing and frowing it has been decided to renew,but I will be blowed if I am paying a penny in extra charges(including postage). I hope she will come away with them in her grubby little mit rather than pay P&P.

I think it was the possibility of watching Marcus Stewart play at the Vic that swayed it and all our new signings.

Well we're hanging on for a bit. Don't really care if they're not exactly the same seats....the new ones will be near enough.

Probably an empty protest, but still, why not make the point?

Er-indoors just rang she wants to get in earlier,I refused her request and it has to be 4.50.

As usual SHE ignored me and has rang to say they are in her grubby little mit,goodbye £1182 ( 4 tickets + car parking ) er-indoors said she could not carry all that change about all day.

At least I avoided paying P&P.

Scab!

She is,I did think of changing the locks while she is out BUT she has the tickets.

Make her post them through the letter box to you.

Put arsenick in her tea

No wait a minute...it's poolymad to blame. He made her go and now he's being treated like a hero

Hes a bloke,Im a bloke,dead simple really.