Things your Dog won't eat!!

SaigonSaddler · **Posted:** Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:14 am

I bought three frogs on a stick, offered a bit to starving dog and it turned it's nose up at it!

Add grilled frog to the list.

Miss Tigga · **Posted:** Thu Jun 21, 2007 12:24 pm

Strawberries for some reason. They only thing she won't eat!

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Jun 21, 2007 12:29 pm

our dog eats the roof. :evil:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Jun 21, 2007 12:33 pm

he's already eaten that!!!!

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Jun 21, 2007 12:33 pm

and the barbeque!!!!

BritishWestHpool · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:35 pm **Posts:** 1243

Is your dog a labrador Elvis?
Greediest mutts in the world.
My dog is a cross between an alsation and a border collie and he's the only dog I know with an eating disorder.
Meat, fish, pasta, dog food
Thats about it...

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:46 pm

..his own nose

King Crimson · **Posted:** Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:57 pm

Your mutton trumpet.

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:59 pm

King Crimson wrote:

Your mutton trumpet.

Salty · **Posted:** Thu Jun 21, 2007 11:38 pm

I'm only arsed about what dogs eat when it comes out of their shi tty disgusting smelly hairy arseholes

filthy minging creatures that they are shatting allover paths and greens and that

should shoot em all

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Jun 21, 2007 11:49 pm

Skye will not eat 'Dog Food'!!!! confised

So I'm going on 'Dragons Den' and I'm gonna' ask for money to start....

'Cat' Flavoured Meat....For Dogs!!!! :sweeeet:

'Spuggy' Flavoured Meat....For Cats!!!! :sweeeet:

'Pie' Flavoured Meat....For Gloves!!!! :sweeeet:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Jun 21, 2007 11:50 pm

I wonder what it's like to work in a pedigree chum factory. confised

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Fri Jun 22, 2007 8:15 am

parmopooly wrote:

I wonder what it's like to work in a pedigree chum factory. confised

Its the dogs

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 41322

Our dogs getting eaten... by the worms ...it's dead!

Miss Tigga · **Posted:** Fri Jun 22, 2007 8:55 am

parmopooly wrote:

I wonder what it's like to work in a pedigree chum factory. confised

My dog doesn't like Pedigree Chum. Think it's too rich for her.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 41322

Can you get Rennie's for dogs....? :laugh:

Miss Tigga · **Posted:** Fri Jun 22, 2007 9:18 am

ElvisCsGlasses(TM) wrote:

I swear to this day that when I was younger I can remember me Dad opening a tin of "PAL" for our Sam and a Horses Snout looked out at him from the can!

Eurgh!! That's disgusting. confised

parmopooly · **Posted:** Fri Jun 22, 2007 10:53 am

aye, it was supposed to be lamb

grabec · **Posted:** Fri Jun 22, 2007 11:22 am

offshorepoolie wrote:

Well mines just tried to eat my fookin Ipod.....

Bastad (c) adg

Caught him just in time.

Good job he made the volume turn down :shock:

You've got a dog on an oil rig? confised

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Fri Jun 22, 2007 1:03 pm

ElvisCsGlasses(TM) wrote:

I swear to this day that when I was younger I can remember me Dad opening a tin of "PAL" for our Sam and a Horses Snout looked out at him from the can!

Do horses have snouts?

I bet it was really fowl anyway! rolfl

*hastily dials ambulance as his sides have split open

Fensy · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:15 pm **Posts:** 6519

gravedisorder wrote:

ElvisCsGlasses(TM) wrote:

I swear to this day that when I was younger I can remember me Dad opening a tin of "PAL" for our Sam and a Horses Snout looked out at him from the can!

Do horses have snouts?

I bet it was really fowl anyway! rolfl

*hastily dials ambulance as his sides have split open

He said it was a horse snout nothing to do with a chicken though :roll:

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Fri Jun 22, 2007 1:21 pm

Fensy wrote:

gravedisorder wrote:

ElvisCsGlasses(TM) wrote:

I swear to this day that when I was younger I can remember me Dad opening a tin of "PAL" for our Sam and a Horses Snout looked out at him from the can!

Do horses have snouts?

I bet it was really fowl anyway! rolfl

*hastily dials ambulance as his sides have split open

He said it was a horse snout nothing to do with a chicken though :roll:

F***ing sh*te, I meant 'foal' :uhoh:

That sort of spoils my hilarious joke a bit.

Ignore what I said previously and I will say it again, this way you will all find it funny!!!

ElvisCsGlasses(TM) wrote:

I swear to this day that when I was younger I can remember me Dad opening a tin of "PAL" for our Sam and a Horses Snout looked out at him from the can!

Do horses have snouts?

I bet it was really foul anyway! rolfl

*hastily dials ambulance as his sides have split open

........

Salty · **Posted:** Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:00 pm

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Fri Jun 22, 2007 6:13 pm

Salty wrote:

confised

Just laugh you bugger! :evil:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 41322

my eldest when he was about two was eating a strawberry tart but never liked the pastry and in his usual manner fed it to the dog, this time he left it in the tinfoil which the dog ate as well ..... that must have been some shit the next day

Basil Fawlty · **Posted:** Sat Jun 23, 2007 12:55 am

Our dog lives in an outside kennel. Sometimes, if we're really busy checking guests out etc, she isn't let out of the kennel until 12.30pm. The thing is there is never any of her poo in the kennel when we let her out. I do have my suspicions that she must "put" it somewhere...? I know this is the opposite of what the thread asked for, but does anyone else have have their suspicions that their dog will refuse very little indeed?

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Sat Jun 23, 2007 9:36 am

Basil Fawlty wrote:

Our dog lives in an outside kennel. Sometimes, if we're really busy checking guests out etc, she isn't let out of the kennel until 12.30pm. The thing is there is never any of her poo in the kennel when we let her out. I do have my suspicions that she must "put" it somewhere...? I know this is the opposite of what the thread asked for, but does anyone else have have their suspicions that their dog will refuse very little indeed?

I once had a guinea pig which used to eat its own poo. Minger refred

Mind you, we used to offer it this stuff called "salad" I believe including things such as lettuce (sp?) and cucumber (sp?), so it probably did not have much choice when it came to diet. :wink:

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