meet the martins

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:53 am

who have just moved in , to my roof,so I have added a spy camera.....eat your heart out bill oddie!

Salty · **Posted:** Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:55 am

erm, I like em [also the band], but scraping their sh it off windows does my friggin head in! :evil:

Lord Smythe · **Posted:** Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:01 am

That screen could do with a wipe.

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:11 am

Lord Smythe wrote:

That screen could do with a wipe.

I will let her know!, erm what size frying pan do you take?

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:15 am

ADG wrote:

Lord Smythe wrote:

That screen could do with a wipe.

Never mind the screen, that fookin vermin with wings needs wiping out.

A message to birds everywhere, if you are reading this:

Build your fookin nests in trees, away from my fookin roof. Thanking you in advance. :evil:

well last year we detered them by hanging a twirly thing , but this year they must have come back mob handed, and with either a large knife or some garden shears cut the securing line then possibly one , two or maybe 3 of then have rigged lines to it and flown off over the north sea and dropped it in the ocean...

so if you are walking on the beach and you come across a twirly thing which has been rigged by martins let me know...

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:33 am

ADG wrote:

You are from some weird village near Thirsk............therefore I know you own a gun.

So stop fookin about and shoot the bastads. :evil:

that was in the past , i have repented from hiding in tents with bird seed outside my flaps, and blowing the little spuggies to other lands with a gun as they feed......

i have found a true spiritual home, and my karma has never been so big!

aptid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:49 pm **Posts:** 1506

Are these martin critters any relation to mampi swift who posts on the boards? :roll:

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