The Poolie Bunker

was what the screen were saying on the spreadsheet when i was in pools getting me loids tickets

You were only given 3,000 tickets.

I'm just getting some practice in, any one want to join in ?

You're supposed to............

Prove it.

Prove how many tickets you have NOW.

You can't can you?

The only official line all week is what Sotnick said on Monday "It seems they have sold their allocation of 3,000 and are screaming for more. It is likely we may give them another 500 (that makes 3,500), but we want to give Darlo supporters every opportunity to get a ticket and will make a decision at the weekend"

You have 3,000. FACT.

You may get another 500 or maybe 1,000.

Show me official confirmation of your 4,000 allocation.

Show me official confirmation of how many sold and how many left.

Hartlepool United FC are saying nothing. Because they have (presumably) sold the 3,000 and are waiting to see if they get any more......when surely an announcement will be made encouraging Poolies to snap up the extra tickets.

Lets deal in facts here, not messageboard chitter chatter, rumours and my mate told me so's.

For what its worth, I always said you should get 4,000, no more, no less.

Yeah, so I'm still waiting for this proof like.

Can you prove we haven't?

Yes. I'm armed with the only available FACT. And that is that you were given 3,000 and may be given another 500.

I always thought you'd end up with around 4,000, but as far as I can see you haven't been allocated 4,000 YET, and its the same old story of Poolie exaggeration.

You DON'T KNOW.

I DO.

3,000.

Is this Jonny ?


http://www.pooliebunker.co.uk/newbunker ... php?t=4729

But it is YOU with your dodgy source that needs educating. That can only be done here.

We are only taking your well-renowned word for it though aren't we?

Wow!

A stroppy loid - who gives a shoit about them anyway.

Needless to say we can sell out our allocation and more reegularly for loidsville games and irrespective of them having a bigger stadium NOW (built for the premiership remember by georgie - i dont need to say anymore) they have poor (and ugly) away support.

we sold 2000 we sold 2500 we sold 3000 and if we get 4000 we'll sell em too

come back when you can sell 963 sadarse

Lets be honest, I know my shiit.

you know you're shit alright

Yeh, Brown and full of sweetcorn.

OK so we sold that at the last match, so I'm back.

I'm not disputing how many you CAN sell, how many you WILL sell, and neither am I ARSED whether you have 3,000, 3,500 or 4,000. That is not the point.

The point is that we have not yet given you 4,000.

Knobhead.

I'll be back later muppets, American Idol is on, and the fooker started early too.

Knobhead fookin knobhead

Where did I say we had 4000 tickets?

The point is you are irrelevant, insignificant and even worse a loid

where the fook do you think you are anyway talking like this ??

at the campsite with the rest of the romanys?

go on begone and take those lurchers for a walk

D'ya wanna buy a caravan?

"The only official line all week is what Sotnick said on Monday "It seems they have sold their allocation of 3,000 and are screaming for more. It is likely we may give them another 500 (that makes 3,500), but we want to give Darlo supporters every opportunity to get a ticket and will make a decision at the weekend"


If Sotnick said on Monday that we have sold our allocation of 3000, how come we are still selling them today and the club have not informed people that they are sold out ?

yada yada yada elvis, get some new material for fooks sake, its five years out of date now.

a real bouncer - he wont be a pikey then as they tend not to get on according to my acquaintance there....who is also a bouncer (well rapped up now also) - i wonder if mr oats knows the lad

Where the fook do I think I am? Listen, I call you, you fooking Poolie chump, you don't call me, that is the way it is.

Call me a sadarse, and I'll give you some back.

Got to go, American idol is back on.

Ciaou.

Say no more!!!!

PS....what are you gonna' say when it comes out after Saturday when Snotpik admits that he gave us more behind your backs????

Snottydick is on TFM tomorrow at 12 so maybe the truth will come out then, I don't know if it is a live show or not though or whether he will be answering emails etc;

There isn't s a u in Ciao

Ciaou?

Why do you state things as fact when they blatantly aren't, Quakerz?

"Wilson has taken you as far as he can." - circa November 2006

"Dave Penney has the best managerial record outside the top two divisions" - just before Darlo lose 8 straight games and hit a record low home attendance of 2,100 home fans on a Saturday.

Given Elvis writes for the official Pools website, the matchday programme and the MB, I know who I'm putting my money on. Just because you type FACT in capital letters doesn't mean it's actually truth. It'll come back and bite you on the arse, and you'll be the laughing stock... again.

Now, be predictable for me and say a joke about me being ginger. Except do it in the way that you always do - say it as FACT so there's no joke about it at all, only pure "insult". Please. I beg of you. You unoriginal get.

You can almost smell the envy.

They build a big fat stadium and the only people who ever look like making a dent in it's huge ridiculous capacity are the Poolies.

It's like growing up blind and then finding out you're ugly as well.

I would be interested to know....


Why was it reported as 3251 of 3251 and not 3251 of 4000? That would make more sense wouldn't it?

meh



3251 of 3251 means line 3251 of 3251 in a spreadsheet

the three blokes behind me would have been 3252 of 3252, 3253 of 3253 and 3254 of 3254 if they bought only one ticket each.

If you think about it

1st ticket should be 1 of xxx, not 1 of 1.

Do you see what i mean?

If you are going to get all anal about the correct use of facts then don't use an incorrect fact (2,100 home fans) in your post.

So why then do you feel the need to come over here and argue with us if you're not arsed? I can just imagine how red your face is.

You really need to go and pay a lady to suck your tail - FACT

(cue 'your mam' based reply)

If you're going to argue back, don't detract from the main points, them being your thick-as-fuck predictions that you constantly knock out.

What was that record low home attendance anyway? 2,400? Like it matters, your club are still a fooking disgrace

Our lowest this season is 2760.

The car park was full of coaches !!