MadJohn wrote:
Pooliekev wrote:
Isn't the sax brass as opposed to woodwind?? Or is it woodwind 'cos it's a reed??

I agree, but it wasn't me who said it, Kev. It was Ms Harding. Whaddya want, brains an'all?

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It is wind, though, isn't it? But perhaps not woodwind, because it's , er, brass.
Does/did anyone know someone called Alex Hand from Hartlepool who specialised in benefit fraud by day and spent his evenings round the clubs playing jazz. He always seemed quite comfortable with this constant catastrophic role switching