Mr I wrote:
Oh yes, Mr ECG is more than a little familiar with foundation, blusher and lipstick.
You think that's bad? I came back from a Thursday night out in London (why were the big nights always Thursday in New Romantic land?) to be met at the gate by the Regiment Sgt Major of the Royal Marines unit I was a member of and had to explain away looking like something out of Debenhams cosmetics department.
His reply to me: Come on lads, you are supposed to be members of an elite commando unit so when you go out remember that. Next time: try a little less blusher, a slightly lighter shade of eye shadow............ and on and on it went for the next six months.
top quality Mr I well you were a dedicated follower of fashion after all
