Now then you pudgy, fudge packing, flan consuming, dog noncing,goat botherer!!
If a pie was a bloke you wouldn't be able to decide whether to munch it or f uck it!!
If of course you could squeeze through the door to where it was with your ample girth!!
So are you coming to sue me then, chubby chops?? 'Cos if you wash up here with a harpoon stuck in you, if I get to you before the Japanese do that is, I'll have the tongs on you!! And I don't mean the Chinese gangsters, several of whom have been hanged this week for extorsion in Beijing, they won't be bad lads again will they?? I mean them things out of the ice bucket which I'll heat to Nuclear temperatures and dip in liquid nitrogen!! You'll wish you were a girl!! Which you are!! And a fat gay one at that!!
Oh and you, Poncy Gazza, fruck orff!!!! No-ones got any rights on here, especially you, and you're probably Dibbs anyway, crunt!! stupid stupid stupid