The Poolie Bunker

he forgot to mention the fourth official who once again played a blinder in quelling the crowd from raptures of hilarity
and that ignorant assessor who called me an elderly gentleman

some of us a born to it

others have to work at it

So the Yoofs and the Reserves have both beaten Darlo this week?

I bet that'll be passed on as a topic over on the Darlo boards

never heard that for ages

I was at the game and watching mackay its disbelieving how wilson doesnt have him in his line up he's better than ritchie barker who is the laziest player in the squad

I'm sorry but you can't call Barker lazy, that's just bollocks. On one occasion in the second half on Tuesday he threw his whole body into two 50:50 challenges within about three minutes and won them both, the guy might have no pace but he works his nuts off for every minute he's on the field.

He may not be mosts cup of tea at this level but to to label him 'lazy' is utter piffle.

Mackay might score plenty in the ressies but I've seen nothing at first team level that suggests he should be starting, he needs to improve his play outside of the area and gets pushed off the ball far too easily. He has a chance but he has a way to go yet, you know what you sort of shift you are going to get out of a player like Barker he's a good honest pro with Moore on his way we really do need another forward in the squad as we are short in that area you can't blame Wilson for playing Barker at the moment he has little other choice.

He may run his socks off(at times) but to no avail he scores penalty's and holds the ball up a bit but i would prefer mackay and porter or moore with porter if he doesnt leave till end of season

Ah, you're in the 'penalty's aren't a real goal' camp.

So name me a 20 goal a season striker who didn't take penalties??

Does the name Thierry Henri mean much?? Read his stats.

excuse me m8 but ur also tlkin a load mof bollocks clearly you havent heard of fernando torres , didier drogba.

In ENGLISH please

The only words I understood there was 'Didier Drogba,' and that's in Congolese.

you mean you dont know what 'mof bollocks' are??!

and I thought you were a man of the world....

I am a man of the world.

What I'm not is an illiterate bounder with a very small penis and a Vauxhall Astra with a knob extension for an exhaust and a girlfriend called Britney who drinks Blue WKD in front of her children Chelsea and Chloe whilst smoking Lambert and Butler.

Lucky Lambert and Butler

Aye, they're 6.15pm and 6.30pm.

Before she gets sloppy.