The Poolie Bunker

i think you need some prayers too
i will say a one just for you

They should be charged with murder if anything happens to a single child because of their actions.

Especially our local MP who has gone along with all of this for his own ends.

But the self righteous sanctimonious gits will just give their usually cheesy smile and blame some other fker.

So the NHS will have to withdraw its disapproval of home births now, then? The official line is that mothers are endangering babies by having home births, on the grounds that new-borns often need expert specialist care

i dont know any vicars

Like it's just when they're pregnant.

Mrs Mad?

my mum worked there to
not a mid wife more a domestic scientist

Was she working an afternoon shift on 12 December 1973?

Does she pull fancy moves on you when you're a naughty boy?

OK.

1986 then.

Well, I could tell you about my experience of giving birth in a hospital, but I know how squeamish you all are! But it started off with my being admitted early to 'avoid infection'... and put onto a ward with incredibly gungy loos which of course diminished my risk of infection no end
But really, midwives are usually very experienced and intelligent people, and probably if people who want to give birth at home its because they want to be in the care of midwives rather than in the care of doctors who, eg, for their own convenience often induce births unnecessarily.

Well, I could tell you


too much info so i edited it

did you sue?

ask trapper about retro case or what ever the lad is scarred

It sounds pretty horrific, Mr Dibble
I've been in hospital several times in me life....some staff have been good, others not, but I've felt every time that the NHS just has accepted routines for various ailments. If you're a text book case, the routine fits. if you're not (and probably most people aren't) the staff simply are not trained to think in terms of adjusting to circumstances. Which is why I'm a medical wreck

Voted labour all my life but never again the days of voting for anyone have gone.you vote them in and then they follow the party line so whats the piont.

Spot on.

The best thing that could happen for Hartlepool at the next general election would be a strong independent candidate willing to fight for the town rather than for himself.

I don't like to argue when it's your birthday but how much muscle would an independent candidate actually have, when it came to votes in Parliament?

How much "muscle" does our current lap-dog have when it comes to votes in Parliament?

At least an independent would only vote with the Government if that was what he believed to be in the best interests of the town.

Yes, but in practical terms, how would that help to avoid, say, a hospital close down? It's no use, Mr Ripper, you'll just have to come away with me to my anarcho-syndicalist commune

Is that an invitation?

i can have you excommunicated for that
and i would tell the vicar if i knew who she was

It's when your phone gets cut off.

He has PoolPOWER!

But Garlands wouldn't employ him.

He can count and spell his own name.

Well, it was a hypothetical invitation. But as you're going to vote Independent, it's now null and void

I dunno.

I could be persuaded...

ok lets put this into football terms so you all know what to do come polling day
putting aside the minor games such as Marshall town v Allison Athletic
and get on to the big games
Labour Cetic v Tory Gooners
now through out their history in the Hartlepool PRIME league
Labour Celtic have pretty much lorded it over their rivals for generations infact the opposition have not won a game since 1959 and that was by the slimmest of margins and some say skullduggery took place to end the career of Celtic stalwart Davy Jones. But the torrid reign of the Gooners Captain ended in shame as their captain Kerans ran off with his secretary.a ploy followed by many of his colleagues in later years
Labour Celtic found a new shining star in the form of TED the Led who did lead for a long time taking on all the Gooners that popped up to the grimey north
The Gooners slipped back into non league for some considerable time giving the lesser lights in the league the chance to challenge the giants
Ted was so successful he decided to quit at the top and left the team in the capable hands of Peter the great
who again seen off all comers including Taxi Driver half brother to Mini and Ronnie crooner Carroll
Peter the great was destined for higher office and moved over to let in the pint sized mid field dynamo Im Wrigty to control things which he is still doing despite the knockers
now if you look at the form book Gooners one win in 64 years is nothing to write home about where as Celtic have gone on to record after record even despite the threat of Headbangers united who sank without trace
so do you go for a proven winner or do you go for the perrenial also rans
my money is on the CELTIC
[size=200]COME ON CELTIC ! COME ON CELTIC! COME ON CELTIC!/size]

So you're a glory supporter then.

Will you be wearing a Man U shirt on Saturday?

But Celtic are scottish

Aahh but so is the Governement

so am i ye sassanach ye

To be fair to Ted Bedwetter, he attracted some really big industries to Hartlepool, didn't he?

Didn't he.....

He did, didn't he?

TOP MAN IN MY BOOK
DESPITE THRASHING ME WITH HIS CANE ON A NUMBER OF OCCASIONS

The whole sordid hospital saga makes me very angry. I am just waiting for the day that the little Uriah Heep lookalike we have as an MP comes round pre-election for a door to door chat...first he'll get my evil look and then I'll give him my 'opinion'

so it is not all the governments fault then

We had to go through to North Tees hospital tonight for a look around and to see whereabouts everything is and the new post natel and antenatal wards are nowhere near finished yet, although the old ones are still running . My mrs is due to drop in less than 6 weeks now but the whole maternity unit in Hartlepool will be shut from next week until sometime in Spring

you will probably find it easier to reach north tees from where you live

only trouble is your off spring will be a smoggie

YOUR MOTHERS DAY OFF AND SHE GOES TO NORTH TEES FOR THE DAY

You really are beyond words at times

Obviously one person can't vote the house down but he wouldn't be fettered by the party whips and could open his mouth as wide as he wanted. He could be a huge embarrassment to the government

I think this bollocks about no credible alternative doesn't wash personally. If they're crap, vote them out. If the next lot are crap, vote them out. If they get sacked every four years or so they'll have to be bloody sight less arrogant and dismissive than they are now.

And if you don't use your vote, shut the fu ck up.

exactly Mr Why

katcha idont understand your post
what is wrong with me praying for dibble
he needs it more than anyone

A sad day indeed our first child was born in Hartlepool but we've decided with all the uncertainty around the Maternity ward now, that we will have our second child in North Durham university hospital

you don't know it yet but you need help
especially when you are looking for another school for Rio

Tell him to burn down the RE block.

dyke house next then

Don't worry Things will be fine now that we have signed up to the wonderful european experience.

nowt like his father then

All three of our lads were born in North Tees, but they are all Poolies, I told them that Billingham is a suburb of Hartlepool.