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Spender
 Post subject: Cricket
PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:47 pm 
Monty is going to cream 'em tomorrow. :wink: :wink:

Not our Monty like, Monty Turban. :grin: :grin:
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Warwick Hunt
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 4:14 pm 
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Hope so. A few early wickets tomorrow and we're back in it
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 4:21 pm 
We're not by any means out of it Mr Khunt. The tail wagged nicely and they're only 72 up with eight standing and a nice overcast day for Hoggard and Monty tomorrow. The two main threats are gone and the third one is on nowt. Could have been a much worse day. :wink:
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Salty
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:38 pm 
yeah but, their chucker'll spin/chuck us out..... :roll:
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LeicesterPoolie
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 6:10 pm 
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I assume you mean the spinner - chucker, not the pace -chucker

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Don't worry Kev "our monty" ain't going to be monty much longer.

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went to my only ever Cricket match in the summer, Surrey against Middlesex in the 20-20. Full house, it didn't rain, exciting game (apparently) but.........................I queued over 20 mins for a drink, imagine that at VP. They would only serve 4 pints at a time, don't think they have quite sussed how to manage a crowd and this was The Oval sctatchinghead
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MadJohn wrote:
Richard M. Head wrote:
Don't worry Kev "our monty" ain't going to be monty much longer.


Grimmy? Scunty? Retfolier? sctatchinghead


Warm. :wink:

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Spender
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:18 am 
Doncaster?? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

WTF am I going to do for a midsummer week break now then?? :evil: :evil:
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Mr Ripper
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:01 am 
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Pooliekev wrote:
Monty is going to cream 'em tomorrow. :wink: :wink:

Not our Monty like, Monty Turban. :grin: :grin:


When's he gonna start?

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PoolieChrissie
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 1:32 pm 
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Warwick Hunt wrote:
Hope so. A few early wickets tomorrow and we're back in it


It didn't quite work out that way though did it?

Sri Lanka 442 for 8 declared, England 9 for 1 at close of play.
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Warwick Hunt
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Well that sucked
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Montpoolier
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:17 pm 
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Pooliekev wrote:
Doncaster??

Doncaster is just a reference point. Like when you have to tell furriners Hartlepool is near Newcastle.

"North East? Near Manchester then?"'
"No you plank North EAST, on the right, near the top!"

"In Scotland then??"

:evil: :evil: :evil:

"Well name me a town nearby then"
"OK Blackhall"

confised

"Stockton"

sctatchinghead

"Middlesbrough"

yawn1

"Newcastle"
"Ah Newcastle, near Leeds right?"

:roll: :roll: :roll:

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Spender
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:19 am 
Richard M. Head wrote:
"Newcastle"
"Ah Newcastle, near Leeds right?"

:roll: :roll: :roll:


When the fodgy touts/timeshare salesmen come around in the tourist places the conversation is much the same:

Where you from mate??

Manchester/Liverpool/London/

Ah Manchesterrrr Unhighted!! clappp clappp /Steevie Gerrarda!! clappp clappp /Arrsenhal!! clappp clappp

I like to try these:

Ashby De La Zouch

Bourton on the Water

Hetton -le- Hole
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