The Poolie Bunker

…and wakes up at the gates of Heaven….St Peter appears and the politician demands the gate be opened up to let him in.
St Peter says it isn’t that straightforward…..you first have to spend one day in hell and then one day in heaven ….then you chose where to spend eternity.
So the politician descends the lift and enters Hell, where he’s surprised to be greeted by his political friends at a smart golf club and they spend the day recalling old times, there’s a party and even the Devil turns up, a jolly man cracking jokes and socialising…and after a contented sleep he awakes to play golf and has lunch and drinks but is then called to ascend into heaven…on arrival he finds himself in a mood of euphoric peace and spends the day and night looking at the scenery and relaxing .
When the day ends, St Peter asks him where he’ll live for eternity….the politician quickly opts for Hell and descends down to Hell for eternity. He walks through the door of Hell with his golf clubs, which slams closed behind him …..to find himself in a nightmare world of a squalid ghetto as far as the eye can see where the devil tells him he must live on the streets for eternity … always vigilant.
The politician says, but this is nothing like my visit, I’ve been lied to.

The Devil replies….”Ah, yesterday was the election campaign, … today you voted”.

Snowy, suggest you send a copy to number 10,never a truer word spoken in jest.

Are there any real politicians nowadays, yep most have done a degree at uni in economics, a few years working for the party and haven’t a clue.

Thought they'd all come through local government as councillors as you claimed yesterday???

Read my previous post.

But you did say yesterday the majority came from local government councillors, now they're not? Maybe you should read your previous posts, the way things are going you're quickly arguing yourself from one side of a debate to the other! Fickle I think the word is?

That's what happens when you get a group all taking turns each to be the one and only Jamie.
Jamie and the Cohorts......latest boy band.

It’s like one person in the ‘collective’ contradicting another persons comment….it shows.

Who else is in the band Derwent ?

Five Jamie’s posting, there’s only five Jamie’s posting…..goes the terrace chant.

I reply to posts when every one is in bed, is there a limit to the number of topics you can reply too Snowy ?
Currently a few I have an interest in other days I never post any replies.

Amazing, he doesn't know his fellow members or is he just doing a usual diversion tactic.

No I don’t know any of the members personally Derwent but I doubt there is 5.

You're surely not suggesting there are more. Blimey.

Does that mean there are other members then?

Derwent keeps posting there are ?

I think that confirms that there are but your question will be swerved.

And there is the swerve.

Swerve of what, you have lost me, again I ask you to name the 5 Derwent, enlighten me ?

The swerve from answering Snowy's question. I don't know the 5 personally either. Never met them.

The 5 are secret….but their ‘personalities’ are apparent in five differing styles of communicating.

Do you think one is an MP. I've heard a whisper.

I've got the analysis report back. It says the trend has altered recently, probably due to attempts at laying false trails.
Not surprised.

It could be the MP who would turn up to the opening of a bag of crisps to get his face on the paper.