The Poolie Bunker

..from Chelmsford to Ethiopia, wonder if he caught it?

Gotta hope so, he's got a dinghy back booked for Tuesday daybreak.

Always a chance he might spot his passport floating by on the way back over.

Rumour has it a KWIK BACK Season Ticket is now available with ‘Inflatable Ferry’s’.

If he'd been asked to provide his national insurance number before buying his train ticket to London he might have been apprehended by now.

Oh no…not the ‘Digital Police’…..they’d have known before he did it, it’s that clever…in fact even before he left the beach in France.

If it was the Northern train it would have been cancelled due to;
1. train crew not being available.
2. more trains than normal being serviced.
3. trespassers on track.
etc
etc
etc

Is this him:

https://x.com/EssexPR/status/1981758317144777161

Can it get any worse? the blokes spotted walking around high streets ...Wtf's going on in this country ??..

it takes time to inform the chief constable and crime commisioners to ask what they can do next that will not infringe his human rights.

He’ll put a claim in for harassment at this rate….

Seriously, it’s an embarrassment…..talk about the Keystone Cops.

they either resemble thugs in riot gear or come across as little social worker types without it where its hard to show em any respect like the ones around when we were kids. funny how most were ex forces then and not ex university.