It must be my lucky day part 4

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 23005

I've neglected the poor lass a bit not having replied to her email yet. I just got this.

Quote:

Hello my dear Dady,
Complements of the day
i am suprised for not hearing from you since all this days or you have decided not to help me transfer this money in your country for onward investment and for me to come overthere and start my studies.
I have been ecpecting to hear from you regards to my last mail to you.
Could please get back to me as soon as this mail gets to you with the informations required from the bank for the transfer so that i will go to the bank first thing tomorrow morning and submit them. Please Sir, for God's sake i am not condussicely living for there is no one to assist and i willl like to leave this place as soon as possible.

I wait to hear from you.
Regards
Yours Daughter
Felicia Francis

I've moved it on a bit. Firstly she thinks I'm Bob Maxwell and wants to be my 'daughter' lets see how flexible the lass is. Wonder if she fancies coming here to be my 'girlfriend'.. Judging by the mode of writing I'm sure its a cohort of Big Joe from the church of the painted breast. Better start getting inventive to keep this going.

parmopooly · **Posted:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 6:33 pm

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Oct 09, 2007 1:17 am

Mr I wrote:

I've neglected the poor lass a bit not having replied to her email yet. I just got this.

Quote:

Hello my dear Dady,
Complements of the day
i am suprised for not hearing from you since all this days or you have decided not to help me transfer this money in your country for onward investment and for me to come overthere and start my studies.
I have been ecpecting to hear from you regards to my last mail to you.
Could please get back to me as soon as this mail gets to you with the informations required from the bank for the transfer so that i will go to the bank first thing tomorrow morning and submit them. Please Sir, for God's sake i am not condussicely living for there is no one to assist and i willl like to leave this place as soon as possible.

I wait to hear from you.
Regards
Yours Daughter
Felicia Francis

I've moved it on a bit. Firstly she thinks I'm Bob Maxwell and wants to be my 'daughter' lets see how flexible the lass is. Wonder if she fancies coming here to be my 'girlfriend'.. Judging by the mode of writing I'm sure its a cohort of Big Joe from the church of the painted breast. Better start getting inventive to keep this going.

Send her a picture of your tackle. :wink:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Tue Oct 09, 2007 8:40 am

I like the pictures of tackles in the Mail on a Monday. The ones from the Rec of course. :laugh:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Tue Oct 09, 2007 8:40 am

and to think it's supposed to be a family newspaper

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:02 am

Start having a jealousy tantrum Mr I. We know she's sending thousands of these out, so accuse her of also writing to [someone you know] and warn her if she's going to keep two-timing you the engagement's off. :laugh:

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Tue Oct 09, 2007 9:31 am

She seems to have gone to the same spelling lessons as BovverBootBob

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 23005

Mr Ching, you really think she'd be interested in my tackle?

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