Stretch limo's, do the ....

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 41334

..seat belt rules not apply to these tacky monstrosities, as the cruise the town with kids hanging out screaming their heads off?

Jonny · **Posted:** Sun Sep 23, 2007 8:47 pm

I've been in a limo about 5 times, it's all good fun but i'm not sure if they have seat belts.......

poolymadandstupid · **Posted:** Sun Sep 23, 2007 10:17 pm

The laws for these are changing on Jan 1st and will see a big change in the use.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 23005

poolymad wrote:

The laws for these are changing on Jan 1st and will see a big change in the use.

Lets hope the change in law includes a death penalty for anyone considering hiring one. These things are for people who have had any semblance of taste and pride removed.

katcha · **Posted:** Sun Sep 23, 2007 10:39 pm

damn right

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Sep 24, 2007 1:24 am

I want to see all of the things that we've already seen
Lairy girls hung out the window of a limousine
Of course it's fancy dress
And they're all looking quite full on in bunny ears and devil horns and hats :wink:

dawlishmonkey · **Joined:** Fri Sep 01, 2006 11:53 am **Posts:** 1588

ourkid used to have a limo.he used to charge 150 quid an hour and they mostly wanted to drive round the block or go to school in it stpid

they get stuck on the country roads down here,cos the satnav leads em in.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 41334

Pooliekev wrote:

I want to see all of the things that we've already seen
Lairy girls hung out the window of a limousine
Of course it's fancy dress
And they're all looking quite full on in bunny ears and devil horns and hats :wink:

That would be very nice if it were a load of page three stunners, sadly the passenger list generally consists of 10 year old Barbie clones hanging out of the windows, screaming at the passers-by, under the delusion everyone admires their choice of 'class' vehicle.... :roll:

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Sep 24, 2007 7:44 am

Alright, alright, I heard the first time!!

I know, I know, I didn't write it, Alex Turner did.

We were once having a lovely evening on the quayside in Newcastle, warm weather, nice bars, not too busy or noisy, even good prices, good beer. Up pulls a fire engine, spills a load of fat strumpets into the pub, screaming into each others faces and gargling WKD Blue and then horror of horrors, the strippogram followed them in.

It is at these times I would be happy to adopt American gun laws.

Salty · **Posted:** Mon Sep 24, 2007 8:27 am

I wanna see you take the jackpot out the fruit machine...

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Sep 24, 2007 8:30 am

And put it all back.........in!!!
You've got to understand it you've got to beat the bandit, no!! :grin:

Salty · **Posted:** Mon Sep 24, 2007 8:35 am

And she wont be surprised and she wont be shocked
When shes pressed the star after shes pressed unlock
And theres verse and chapter sat in her inbox
And all that it says is that you've drank a lot

:sweeeet:

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Sep 24, 2007 8:42 am

And you should bear that in mind tonight, bear that in mind. :grin:

Salty · **Posted:** Mon Sep 24, 2007 8:54 am

our Fran went in one at a girls party last week, she had a great time -even if they were only getting a pizza! stpid

theres no harm in a bit of tack is there?! :wink:

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Mon Sep 24, 2007 9:09 am

We hired one to go to Darlow last season. It contributed to one of the best away days we've had.

I'd hire one again for going to footie too and would recommend it to all you miserable owld gits on here.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 41334

Mr Ripper wrote:

We hired one to go to Darlow last season. It contributed to one of the best away days we've had.

I'd hire one again for going to footie too and would recommend it to all you miserable owld gits on here.

So sez the owner of...
RIPPER'S TOP TOTTY TRANSITS....'supplier of top of the range stretched transits to the less discerning end of the tackywagon hiring spectrum' ... blatant advertising from the owner ... :roll:

Compo · **Posted:** Tue Sep 25, 2007 10:22 am

Mr Ripper wrote:

We hired one to go to Darlow last season. It contributed to one of the best away days we've had.

I'd hire one again for going to footie too and would recommend it to all you miserable owld gits on here.

didnt someone also hire one for when we went to cardiff seem to remember seeing one but i was a bit pissed that day

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Tue Sep 25, 2007 10:24 am

Abingdon_Poolie wrote:

Mr Ripper wrote:

We hired one to go to Darlow last season. It contributed to one of the best away days we've had.

I'd hire one again for going to footie too and would recommend it to all you miserable owld gits on here.

didnt someone also hire one for when we went to cardiff seem to remember seeing one but i was a bit pissed that day

Dunno.

Wasn't us.

We drove down to digs in Swansea and got the train in from there to get drunk!

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