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Ken Bates · **Joined:** Mon Sep 03, 2007 1:24 pm **Posts:** 71

Given that we Leeds fans have such a 'big club syndrome' about us :razz:

we don't know much about your lot.

Who should we look out for tomorrow? Apart from Moore, of course, who should get a good reception. Any rising stars?

Genuinely interested.

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:29 am

Brown, Monkhouse and Liddle.

If they're on their game you'll have problems.

And that's before Foley gets off the bench to run about.

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:30 am

we cant give this information out to the oppositions chairman surely

they all good apart from maybe 2-3

townendtimmy · **Posted:** Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:34 am

Pinhead wrote:

You really need to watch out for our young winger Ali Gibb. Lightning fast. Terrorises slow full backs. Our chief weapon is fear and surprise. Our two weapons are fear and surprise, and ruthless efficiency.

Our three weapons are fear and surprise and ruthless efficiency and David Foley.

David Foley, not blessed with great pace, but our plan B. If its not going well we bring on the big bean pole, and launch high balls into the box......where Big Dave rises like a salmon and never loses a header.

what about your other favourite Matty Robson

Ken Bates · **Joined:** Mon Sep 03, 2007 1:24 pm **Posts:** 71

townendtimmy wrote:

we cant give this information out to the oppositions chairman surely

Surely you realise I'm not interested in football unless I can pick a fight, issue a writ or wind someone up?

aptid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:49 pm **Posts:** 1506

Of course when you say "wind someone up" you mean bankrupt the fookers by spending beyond your means and not paying your bills. refred

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Fri Sep 07, 2007 10:07 am

Pinhead wrote:

You really need to watch out for our young winger Ali Gibb. Lightning fast. Terrorises slow full backs. Our chief weapon is fear and surprise. Our two weapons are fear and surprise, and ruthless efficiency.

Our three weapons are fear and surprise and ruthless efficiency and David Foley.

David Foley, not blessed with great pace, but our plan B. If its not going well we bring on the big bean pole, and launch high balls into the box......where Big Dave rises like a salmon and never loses a header.

Yeah , Pinhead is totally spot on there Mr Bates.

To deal with Ali you will have to put 7 or 8 of your players on him at all times. The rest of our players are pants, ie Liddle, Brown, Monkhouse and therefore despite them having acres of room they will pose you no threat whatsoever.

Do as I say and you will hammer us tommorrow, I promise

parmopooly · **Posted:** Fri Sep 07, 2007 10:14 am

our best players are Denny Ingram, Barry Wardrobe, Paul Staff, Mike Smithies, Arthur Pickering, Vince Barker and Billy Horner.
And Pele.

billyisgod · **Joined:** Thu May 17, 2007 3:13 pm **Posts:** 90

Pele was a poor mans Eddie Gray :wink:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Fri Sep 07, 2007 10:19 am

still not as good as Davy Cooper!!
In my opinion, like!!!

Anyway, I was talking about Albert Pele, son of Doris the greengrocer

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