The Poolie Bunker

42 degrees ıs just too hot, guess I wıll have to suffer tho

Just got off my HUFC towel and put on my HUFC shırt and shorts when a frıendly mag fan comes up and says wow Hartlepool Unıted, nıce one mate where are you from?...
He was of course from...

Bıllıngham
anyway how have we been doıng?

Mr Paddy, I'm not normally an advocate of gratuitous violence but I hope you chinned the bastad ((c)ADG) wee'd on his wife and burned his Travellers Cheques and tabs.

I mean, it's not too much to ask is it??

In the name of the Pool?

HAVE YOU GOT DYNAMITE STRAPPED ROUND YOU ?

ONLY A FOOL WOULD MESS WITH THE LAW OR SOMEONE UNDER EXTREME PRESSURE