The Poolie Bunker

AZ Wednesday afternoon in United Kingdom has settled on for a four days' training training period. After a flight of an hour and a kwartier the Alkmaarders put local time foot on English floor at 13.30. Wednesday evening plays AZ a oefenwedstrijd against Hartlepool United. Saturday is Middlesbrough the antagonist. In the plane the kersverse Italian pointed Graziano Pellè are plough-enjoyed by its on former that its arrival is taken into consideration to Alkmaar largely in the sport pages of the Dutch newspapers. He takes a sport quire to to examine because itself, read firstly a number of will demand Dutch lessons.
The bus driver who brings the selection of the fly field to the hotel in Darlington, is concerning the noord-Hollandse delegation directly enthusiastic which he transports. "you play against my club vanavond", say he proudly. Not too much United expect of the stadion of Hartlepool, there sit normally spoken but something of zesduizend fans. Forecast? I think that it 1-1 becomes.

That actually translates better and makes more sense than 100% of the articles on Hutchy's old 'Darlo Mad' site.